An very angry kid who speaks fluent swearing. Enjoys misplacing his anger on things that no ordinary person would get mad at. Likely attributed to his probable small penis.
Brandon: "Do you have this Shirt in a Large?"
Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have"
later on
Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole!"
Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?"
Brandon: "Fuck You"
Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have"
later on
Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole!"
Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?"
Brandon: "Fuck You"
by Schwarz77 November 25, 2011
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