Trojaned

Being trojaned is where you think your pretty sober and then you wake up the next day to all of your friends telling you you have done dumb shit.

'I have no idea what I done last night man, I was trojaned'

by Jack_in_a_box May 17, 2012

Trojan horse

Someone who plays all sides by jumping ship with the Republicans and backing the Democrats when its convienient. Someone who backs the side that seems to be gaining more popularity over party, country, or anything else, since that is the side that will keep them in power, and everyone else fucked.

The trojan horse seemed like a gift to the other side.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2020

Trojan cat

A stray cat that is full of other cats (pregnant).

The kids brought home a Trojan cat and now we have a house full of kittens!

by Meredith5249 October 2, 2024

Trojan Whores

Women who let their guards down and allow a horse - sized cock to penetrate their walls only to suffer the consequences of taking a "gift horse in the mouth" ... or anywhere else!

Trojan Whores love their wild stallions, but they quickly realize that they aren't "stable."

by Arnie Grape April 8, 2022

Trojan Whore

When the opps send in someone to seduce you under false pretenses. The real objective is to unlock a locked door to allow the enemy in.

We can't get in. Send in the Trojan Whore.

by Pseuso August 19, 2024

Reverse Trojan Horse

When a government, nation, or business will act as a temporary safe haven for a person or group who are in a disfavored position. The nation will wait for as many of the assets of the said person/group to be obtained in the period of acting as a safe haven as possibe, and will then pose regulations or laws that stop and seize assets in the organization.

Did you hear the Russian oligarchs fell for the reverse Trojan horse in the Maldives? All their yachts were taken.

by ByAirBySeaYeet March 13, 2022

Trojan Horse

When your female partner doesn't want to get pregnant, so the man secretly pokes a hole in the condom so his tiny soldiers can infiltrate the egg by surprise.

She made me wear a condom, but I Trojan Horsed her. Someone is gonna be sad about that missed period.

by ThatGuyDuh August 14, 2018