goofy skirt

female who likes acting ridiculously all the time and using phrases like "sounds like a plan stan' or okie dokie artichokie. also applies to men

Abby and Matt are such a pair of goofy skirts

by respectablegoofyskirt September 10, 2010

Skirting Board

Skirting boards can cause excitement when seen and cause episodes of skeng.

Jay Swingler gets excited by skirting boards.

I saw this Skirting Board and hit some mad skengs bruv

by Polkovnik Blyatski October 4, 2019

skirt shank

The act of going up behind a woman or girl wearing a skirt, and promptly cutting that skirt apart to reveal the woman or girls undergarments. This is usually done with scissors, a knife, or even by hand mostly to sleeping girls. It is seen in some Japanese molestation pornography.

"That creep skirt shanked that schoolgirl taking a nap at the park. What a fucking degenerate."

by Fumuru February 15, 2020

Skirt-lifter

Informal term for particularly virulent female flatulence.

The woman farted. It was a real skirt-lifter.

by The Great Canadian dogfox December 1, 2017

elbow skirt

When the upper arm is so fat, the fat hangs down over the elbow forming a skirt.

Hey. G! Look at the chick with an elbow skirt!

by Kaystorm16 September 2, 2021

Poodle in a skirt

A girl that could be a human poodle.

Guy 1- The girl says she's a pit bull in a skirt, but she kind of looks like a poodle to me.
Guy 2-I know you're thinking that she is funny looking, but don't underestimate what she will do to prove she is not one of the poodles! She thinks you're disrespectful and wants to fight you now for thinking she looks like a poodle in a skirt.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019

Skirt Steak

The Female Genitalia

Last night after dinner, my bitch served me up some hot ass skirt steak

by Juan de los Toros February 19, 2003