Homered

Go home and get hammered, can be done alone but it is more socially acceptable to do with a group.

"I invited eight people to go get homered last night but everyone bailed, so I ended up drinking alone on the couch like a dirty alcoholic."

by 4labamah0tp0cket July 10, 2019

Homer

big sexy hunk.

His wife Marge: mmmmm homie you have a big dick

Damn homer

by DoingYoMom June 10, 2021

homer

a child molesting groomer

Kephan Stings new book Zit is the story about a cannibal clown as fantasized by a chomer.

by Lizardfish69420 August 26, 2023

John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails

Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!

by Digidark May 30, 2018

Homer

A bald cooter that looks like sideways view of Homer Simpson’s mouth

Ashley’s cooter looks just like Homer.

by RealLee June 16, 2021

homer-ish

The act of being, acting, or becoming like Homer.

Vivian your becoming homer-ish.

by J $kuad January 17, 2017

Delusional Homer

A person who thinks their team
Is the best every year, and is proven wrong 9/10 years. Despite numbers, and facts they continue to believe local media hype, only to be disappointed.

Delusional Homer: “Syracuse football is the best! They won 10 games last year, I expect 8 wins every season from here on out!”

“Dude you do know that Syracuse has the worst record on the ACC the last 12 years, and football does not matter at Syracuse? It’s a basketball school, or a lacrosse school.”

Delusional Homer: “fuck you, I’m
Always right, and you are wrong!”

by Jb Reno July 7, 2025