clayton

clayton is a faggot ass bitch who like dildos up their ass but only think pink kind. he also smells like rotten shrimp tails. he is a repulsive male is who lies for the fun of it. never get close to one because you will instantly pass out from the stench of there presence

bro that p*say smelled just like clayton

by anonymous December 26, 2021

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The “Clayton Keith Award” usually presented at Tabor Academy is given annually to the most gay hockey player of the season. Typically lots of ball juggling, meat gazing, and soapy showers with teammates are characteristics of past winners

The “Clayton Keith Award” is presented annually to the gayest hockey player for exemplary gayness both on and off the ice.

by Bearnt June 12, 2024

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Clayton is tall mofo who gets popular quick but ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. He has many different friend groups and a little brother whom he beats to get his anger out. He listens to the darndest songs that he gets suggested from his friend. He gets all the girls.

I found a wild Clayton in his natural habitat.

by Dueejekfif October 11, 2019

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He such a fat hoe that loves football. His ego is bigger than his dick. He loves to flirt and be a total bitch. Fuck u!

Girl one- hey have i told you me and clayton are dating??

Girl 2-Thats crazy but i liked him.

Girl 1- i finna jump you n shit

by Skill issue💋 May 20, 2025

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if you ever get the chance to meet a clayton you will never meet a more honest man. even though he is temporarily homeless and sleeps on his autistic friend’s couch , he will never miss the opportunity to spare a few dollars when you need it. a little long and lanky, he is not cut out for most activities that involve two feet. his pure imagination and creativity make up for his lack of athletic skills. he doesn’t often interact with women (because he is deeply closeted) but when he does they are always left in awe of his devotion to women’s rights and equality. this usually leaves them assuming he’s gay, but it’s okay.

clayton is so cool!

by claytonfan November 23, 2021

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