Zoom Groom

Personal grooming from the waist up to appear presentable for an online audience, does not need to involve the wearing of pants, brushing of teeth, use of deodorant, or having had a shower, is purely superficial since no one that you’re interacting with is actually in the same room.

Via email/text - gimme 5 boss, I need to have a Zoom Groom before our meeting/presentation.

by Bethany Jane April 24, 2020

Zoom Chicken

when you and your homies have your cameras on in a zoom and you jerk off under your desk. the last one to be caught wins.

"Hey wanna play zoom chicken"

by Robert Bloomfield December 21, 2020

Zoom Shit

When you have to take a shit during a zoom work meeting, any kind of zoom meeting, or a zoom class. It usually happens in most zoom meetings.

Me: (Just started a zoom class lecture) Ugh, I have to take a zoom shit for the millionth time like every other zoom class.

by AntiCircumcisionMan August 12, 2022

Zoom Stalk

when you’re working remotely (through a pandemic) and miss your coworkers so much that you stalk their calendars and drop in on their zoom calls.

After a long day of meetings, I love to zoom stalk my coworkers calendars and drop into their calls as if I was invited.

(Just to pretend like I’m walking by a meeting room or their desks to say hello)

by god Karen May 14, 2020

Crash Zoom

An animated adventure comedy web series created by Thomas Ridgewell (who also made asfdmovie), which follows the crazy adventures of Lucy, Ben, and Kate!

"Man, I fucking love Crash Zoom, it' s so fucking funny, it makes me want to merge without looking!"
- Hummer Driver

by RogerADFan98 July 2, 2022

Zoom Tuxedo

Not wearing pants online. "Business up top...party down below"

I joined my team meeting today wearing my Zoom tuxedo.

by Funk April 29, 2020

zoom voice

n. the louder-than-normal voice you use during video calls or conference calls. speaking with your zoom voice for extended periods wears your voice out faster than you might expect for just "being on a call." refers to Zoom, the video conferencing application that became even more widely popular during the covid-19 pandemic and widespread shelter-in-place of 2020.

I've been using my zoom voice in meetings all morning and now I need a cough drop.

by kibody July 4, 2020