----------(sn) *zoom* 

A expression used in the instant messaging program MSN Messenger / Live.

When typed into the program it produces a snail leaving a trail behind it. The "*zoom*" indicates that the snail is moving very fast, which contradicts the normal motion of the said animal. Hence creating somewhat of a joke.

Speedy the Snail, as he is know, was created by Mike, in January 2008.

Add ----------(sn) *zoom* to you MSN name and help Speedy the Snail travel around the world!

----------(sn) *zoom* by Simply Mike January 19, 2008

zoom-and-crop

A person who is not the main focus of the picture, but rather in the background and looks funny--this person is unaware of their presence in the picture and usually has their mouth open, making a funny face, etc. Therefore, the only thing to do is zoom in on this person to make them really big, then crop it so the picture is just of them.

C: Kaitlyn's legs are open in the back of this picture and she's wearing a skirt--you can see everything.

R: We need to zoom-and-crop that shit.

or

R: Kaitlyn is SUCH a good zoom-and-crop

zoom-and-crop by haines December 15, 2008

ZooM 

ZooM means to be fast and it's also meant as another word for Zahraé

I wish I can be fast like ZooM. No one can catch or see him.

ZooM by ZooM2226 February 1, 2017

Zoom gloom 

That feeling of being invited to yet another zoom happy hour ... or meeting ... or birthday party ... or sex party.

I can't attend your Sex Party - I've got Zoom Gloom.

Zoom gloom by yell_yelley April 24, 2020

Zoom calls with Mrs. Green

A really funny zoom with your teacher

Zoom calls with Mrs. Green are really funny!

Zoom calls with Mrs. Green by jocelyn_radcliffe April 9, 2020

Zoom hopping 

to move from one Zoom grouping to another similar to party hopping, but virtually via the Zoom platform

We participated in a Zoom Thanksgiving dinner with friends in Seattle, and then Zoom hopped to a local Thanksgiving dinner with folks in Hawaii, ending the evening Zoom hopping to a gathering of family from all over the world.

Zoom hopping by Mr. Woody April 10, 2020

zoom boobs 

When your colleague accidentally shows their boobs on a Zoom call

Ashley: "Can you guys see my screen"
Me: "Nice zoom boobs"
Zoom: *Ashley left the call*

zoom boobs by ChiefInspekta April 15, 2021