The opposite of a "blumpkin". When you're the individual droppin dookies. But you're eating out the bar skank as she stands in front of you. And the bartender working walks in on it.
Sally's ready to close the bar and Goes to shut off the the lights in the bathroom....Walks in on JK with his pants around his knees giving CK a Dirty Zeppelin.
by TheRealYo September 18, 2023
The opposite of a "blumpkin". When you're the individual droppin dookies. But you're eating out the bar skank as she stands in front of you. And the bartender working walks in on it.
Sally's ready to close the bar and Goes to shut off the the lights in the bathroom....Walks in on JK with his pants around his knees giving CK a Dirty Zeppelin.
by TheRealYo September 18, 2023
by GGP9201 February 08, 2020
Why did the crew think that the fuselage of the airplane was a good spot for the zeppelin to park her fat ass? If the zeppelin started to maneuver around, how was the crew going to keep themselves and the other passengers from getting chopped up to bits by the propellors? Good thing the guy with balls of steel or titanium alloy was there for the zeppelin to keep it from exploding or deflating, he must've been at least part robot.
by The Original Agahnim December 09, 2021
A skinhead with a longer build than a blimp (someone a little shorter and fat) that might require a larger propellor to maneuver.
Does this broad think she can park her zeppelin ass next to this 98 pound heartless person trying to listen to his/her precious headphones and laugh at and call anyone like her that sits next to him/her a smelly fatty? What is this world coming to? Is this 98 pound person going to let the zeppelin get away with that?
by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022
Is a gay homo ....
But loves his friends so much and treats them like a brother/sister ... Zeppelin is so cool but weird at the same time ... Go find your self a zeppelin
But loves his friends so much and treats them like a brother/sister ... Zeppelin is so cool but weird at the same time ... Go find your self a zeppelin
by Maddison borchert February 13, 2020
Zeppelin is cute and hot and attractive all at once and looking at him is the best thing anyone could ever do.
He does this absolutely adorable thing whenever he gets butterflies, where he like groan/chuckles, and curls up in a ball at the same time.
But he’s also super talented. He can play instruments, and sing. HE CAN SING!! HE’S GOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VOICE EVER and you could just listen to it for hours.
He’s also a great hugger, kisser, and cuddler. You could (and will) fall asleep on him. Let’s not forget to mention that he smells. So. Good.
He’s ALSO super fun to talk to. You can be yourself around him, and crack as many 69 jokes as you want, and he’ll somehow think of more to say back. It’s hard (that’s what he said) talking to him and not laughing at LEAAAST three times.
I love him so so so much, I can never say it enough.
Zeppelin. I love you so much. And I’ll love you forever. Until I die. I am the luckiest woman alive. being able to call you mine makes me so flipping happy ^^ <3
He does this absolutely adorable thing whenever he gets butterflies, where he like groan/chuckles, and curls up in a ball at the same time.
But he’s also super talented. He can play instruments, and sing. HE CAN SING!! HE’S GOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VOICE EVER and you could just listen to it for hours.
He’s also a great hugger, kisser, and cuddler. You could (and will) fall asleep on him. Let’s not forget to mention that he smells. So. Good.
He’s ALSO super fun to talk to. You can be yourself around him, and crack as many 69 jokes as you want, and he’ll somehow think of more to say back. It’s hard (that’s what he said) talking to him and not laughing at LEAAAST three times.
I love him so so so much, I can never say it enough.
Zeppelin. I love you so much. And I’ll love you forever. Until I die. I am the luckiest woman alive. being able to call you mine makes me so flipping happy ^^ <3
Person One: Hey.. who is that? He’s so hot I kinda wanna get his number
Person Two: That’s just Zeppelin. I wouldn’t do that if I were you though
Person One: What? Why not?
Person Two: He’s kinda dating someone already.. you wouldn’t wanna mess with her
Her: *cracks knuckles* (she’s actually not that scary)
Person Two: That’s just Zeppelin. I wouldn’t do that if I were you though
Person One: What? Why not?
Person Two: He’s kinda dating someone already.. you wouldn’t wanna mess with her
Her: *cracks knuckles* (she’s actually not that scary)
by YOUPI!!! March 26, 2024