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sweaty yeti confetti

Your woman has a train run on her. Put your face about 6 inches away from her crotch. Take a bellows, insert the end into her vagina/ass and pump until the air pressure blows the jizz from all the other guys across your face.
I got thirsty last night, so I had Betty roll over so I could get a mouthful of that sweaty yeti confetti.
by Betty Confetti February 7, 2018
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King Yeti

A Siberian Husky that is quite adept at hunting rabbits, sleeping in bathrooms, and butt scooting. Known to be fond of deer meat, cheese, and Italian food; will claw your leg if you don’t share. Displays tolerance of all household members, but clearly demonstrates a love of his Dad more than others. Also known by various aliases such as One Dog, Rot, and a multitude of other nonsense.
King Yeti chased 11 bunnies today, a new record.
by Elizabeth’s Dad September 6, 2022
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Yeti

When someone walks into a home with cum on the bottom of their shoe, leaving behind white tracks onto the floor.
"Girl you have a good night last night? I saw you yeti through the damn door this morning!"
by menorahboyz2020 December 11, 2020
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the best is yeti to come

A way to say that the glory days have past. Sarcastically making a play on the optimistic phrase “the best is YET TO COME” as in: No it’s actually not it’s already come and gone.
SARCASTICALLY naysayer JON rebuked every attempt Sid made at being optimistic - shooting down every thing he said got tiring for them both - defeated Jon chimed out well “ the best is YETI TO COME” now you see Sid replied - it’s all ending soon but just not soon enough .
by Istayyeti November 29, 2022
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Yeti Foot

Description for a person's foot that is pale and ashy due to freezing weather and lack of significant sunlight, or tanning source.
I need moisturizer and a trip to the tanning bed to cure my yeti foot.
by Deacon Jeffries January 26, 2014
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Yeti

Yeti is a streamer on a site known as Twitch. A bit autistic but that doesn't stop him from being one of the top streamers in the world. He's a "variety" streamer but his most played games are DBD, League of legends , Warframe but he occasionally does other stuff as well.
Stranger: Who's your favorite streamer?
Me: Probably Sodapoppin but Yeti is okay too I guess.
by AljoKing March 17, 2019
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yeti

Extremely hairy beasts that roam the Earth under the full moon. Their main food supply is sheep, which is why their main nemesis is The sheepslayer. Yetis have lived for many thousands of generations and are often times confused in mythlore as werewolves because of their uncanny ability to change into stronger versions of themselves under the full moon. The avg. height for a full grown yeti is 6' 8" while the biggest one recorded to date was 9' 11". Yetis' teeth are viciously sharp and their claws are deadly and quick. If you do come into contact with a yeti back away slowly and then run in the opposite direction of anything made of wool.
The yetis ate half our flock last night!

I killed 2 of those yetis out back last night when they were attacking my sheep.

My cousin Mel got killed by a yeti last winter when she was wearing a wool coat out on the mountain trails.
by crameel7 April 13, 2011
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