Johnson in the Yawn Son

A party game played by a group of bros at a sleepover. One person is the designated “Johnson” and stands fully erect. The designated “Yawn Son” players sit on their knees around the Johnson. The first player on their knees to yawn has the erect penis inserted into their mouth making them the “Johnson in the Yawn Son”. (For added fun, players can take NyQuil before playing)

Rodney: “Man last nights sleepover was so fun! Don’t ya think Tim?”

Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”

Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”

by mbewvy February 22, 2025

Yawn maxing

When someone makes themselves yawn and suppresses said yawn to strengthen there jaw.

Your jaw looks fine, have you been yawn maxing

by Inland173shocker June 13, 2024

Yawning

Verb: Describes the desire for a certain song.

"bro im YAWNING for that one song that goes like..."
"oh shoot i gotchu bro hold up"
"thanks bro"

by Xcrkhd February 10, 2019

long uneeded yawn

When somone yawns for so long you cant help but stare at them for the whole ten seconds that are yawning.

Persone 1: yawns a long uneeded yawn for to DANM long
Me: slaps in face

by A coool persone March 19, 2020

orgasm yawn

Super sexy yawn that hot women in Minesota make when excited but tired.

There goes her orgasm yawn again....

by Wild Bubba April 27, 2016

technicolour yawn

when you yawn in technicolour.
(but it's much more messy too)

Person 1: I'm so tired! (does a technicolour yawn)
(notices the mess on the floor)
I never knew that's what "technicolour yawn" means!

by AshtyBoi September 5, 2021

yawn chair

An extremely comfortable chair such that when one sits in it one falls asleep.

Sorry... I didn't mean to dose off there. This chair is just too damn comfortable. I either need to stop drinking so much or you've got yourself a first rate yawn chair.

by originofscience July 10, 2011