ass wrapper

A short, tight skirt that covers a girls ass like saran wrap.

John: Did you see that shit?

Coach P: Damn...she has that "ass wrapper" on so tight I might need help getting that shit off.

by Coach P July 13, 2006

Sack Wrap

A wrap used to cover one's balls so they don't hit your buddy in a 2 on 1.

Doc made sure to pack his nicest leather sack wrap for Vegas to ensure his big hairy balls didn't touch Matt in a rowdy double team.

by Kip-o-licious March 25, 2010

DUTCH, PHILLY, BLUNT WRAP, SWEETS, WHILE OWL ETC

cheap ass cigars used for rolling marijuana.(vanilla dutch and peach whitie<---good shit)

yo i want some flavor with my blunt tonite, go get a vanilla ducth or a peach whitie.

by ahmed September 11, 2003

reverse wraparound painted seagull twist

A fantastic and triumphant sexual move. extremely pleasurable to both parties, although the woman is left paralyzed from the waste down 60% of the time. This move can only be performed on the beach because the man must anchor his feet into the sand for maximum thrusting power. You start off by having the woman perform a headstand, reach up between the dude's legs and tickle his grundle while he proceeds to fuckin plow the shit out of the girl's juicy crotch goblin. Most of the time one of those huge fucking mythical creatures will come lumbering over the dunes dragging a ten foot boner and join in the fun, but not all the time.

Hey Bill!

Yeah Bob?

I was giving Nancy the ole reverse wraparound painted seagull twist down on the spit the other day, and wouldn't ya know it? A huge goddamned elephant tyrannosaurus duck came outta nowhere and doused me in toothpaste.

by Peter Pan's Left Nut October 14, 2008

Wrap and slay

The act of putting on a condom and subsequently engaging in coitus with a female companion whose vajayjay's cleanliness is questionable. Said female would most likely be a drunken one night stand.

"Dude, see that girl?"
"Yeah"
"Pierced nipples"
"No way, how would you know such a thing Cornelious?"
"I wrap and slayed that ass last night"
"Get out of town"
"Scouts honor"
"You dog"

by Benderbendingrodriguez March 25, 2009

strawberry wrapped chronic

A blunt; Chronic wrapped in a strawberry swisher sweet or strawberry wrapping paper

I am about to embark on some strawberry wrapped chronic.

by Adrienne Moore August 19, 2004

Mummy Wrap

When one enters a public bathroom, due to a fear of germs, they apply an abundance toilet paper to the toilet seat that it now resembles a mummy. At this point the subject feels better about sitting on the seat.

Rachel:Yesterday was awful. I had to shit so bad while I was waiting in Penn Station. I barely made it home without having an accident.
Skeff: Yea, last time that happened to me I had no choice but to go in and mummy wrap that seat up till I felt less grossed out.

by Sparklek1drules July 28, 2010