Wotsit Wank

The act of masturbation having recently indulged in the consumption of Wotsits resulting in an orange penis due to the excessive cheesy residue.

Not to be attempted after spicy Cheetos.

He had a Wotsit Wank, and now he's wandering around with an orange cock!

by Wotsit Wnkr July 8, 2025

Captain Wettie

The nickname for a surprisingly large penis, usually belonging to a really nice guy

Sophie: Let me see Captain Wettie
Ryan: I’m a classy gal, you’re gonna have to wait for the 11th date

by Big RM October 5, 2018

Windshield Wetting

The act of participating in oral with a girl wearing glasses and getting cum on them

“She forgot to take her glasses off and I wet her windshield”
“Windshield wetting”

by Hinake UH August 5, 2019

womb wettin

The act of inseminating a woman during sex. A creampie, especially a large creampie.

Adam Jones: I went womb wettin last night on accident, while fucking Chelsey Wyant

Joe Smith: You better hope she doesn’t get pregnant bro

by Perry P. Pounder May 2, 2021

wiggle wottler

a little bean used in cooking soufflé which every once and a while comes along and eats you

"yesterday I cooked a wiggle wottler, I was lucky it didn't eat me"

by wth@cobblebubble August 13, 2022

Tasty Wotsit

A small Penis belonging to a ginger person. When said Penis is sucked, it also tastes cheesy like a wotsit

Georgia: Hey Katie, did you get a mouthful of Ritchies Tasty Wotsit yet?

Katie: You know i did girl, you were there too

Georgia: Oh yeah, I do love how it tastes so cheesy

by Peter Francis October 3, 2022

Thingy wotsit

Two words to fill a gap when you cannot think of the word that fills said gap.

The thingy wotsit was there a minute ago, but now it’s gone. Where’s the thingy wotsit gone?

by ChrisEeJay December 3, 2022