womb mallot

The the result of years of silicone injections. This jurassic dick brings a whole new meaning to “hung like horse” with a meat pipe this large he’s destined to destroy at least a few cervix’s. It’s not to be confused with elephantitis, aka Lymphatic Filariasis, which is sollen arms and legs as a result of a parasitic worm.

did you see that thing in toms pants it looks like a womb mallot

by 468469468385 February 28, 2017

womb wettin

The act of inseminating a woman during sex. A creampie, especially a large creampie.

Adam Jones: I went womb wettin last night on accident, while fucking Chelsey Wyant

Joe Smith: You better hope she doesn’t get pregnant bro

by Perry P. Pounder May 2, 2021

Hades Moon Womb

The piece of foreskin that remains after a circumcised penis is cut.

With the remaining “Hades Moon Womb,” after her twin son’s circumcisions, the mother decided to make a pair of ear rings.

by 1034’s Finest December 13, 2025

Womb doom

When the dark cloud descends towards or during the time of their monthly hell (periods)

How was your day? "Well, Trevor, I could killed with my biro and don't even ask about that cunt in finance!! My womb doom is on high alert! I need wine, chocolate and a greasey ass take away NOW!!!!!!!!!"

by Claire0520 March 19, 2021

Womb gremlin

Child, most cherished one, offspring, baby, teenager, toddler

I love my little womb gremlin, everyday is a joy

by Barneycl81 March 5, 2021

Scandinavian Womb-Ferret

An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often

Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret

by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020

womb ticket

A pregnancy test.

Bro, my ho done give me a womb ticket ...ain't no way that fuck trophy is mine.

by Ditto2458 May 17, 2020