Hose Hound

A female who prances around fire camps seeking sexual fulfillment from firefighters
I caught my hose hound banging the rookie

That hose hound takes the fire plunge more than Smokey the bear
by Rachel Pew Pew April 06, 2020
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Water-hose

Semen-penis for short.
usually referred to a penis but the correct usage is a penis with sperm cells on the skin from outside (Mostly after sex by yourself)
-WTH Please stop doing sex by yourself!!
-My Water-hose is can handle this dude
by Habouz August 27, 2018
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hose hop

The intricate act of hopping on one foot while trying to get a sock or hosiery on the other foot. (verb)
I love watching my girlfriend doing a hose hop when she gets dressed.
by Gadget King January 17, 2011
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hose rice

An event which an Australian bets on; an Australian horse race.
While in Sydney, I went to a hose rice and won money betting on the winning horse.
by smjgJsbjgsm October 28, 2018
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Hose ass

A form of mud butt with the added detriment of swamp ass. It is both uncomfortable and horrifically rancid.
Man it's so hot out. That bean burrito was a bad choice." "Yeah, I know what you mean. I have gas, but I'm terrified of squirting some hose ass.
by Vaginasaur March 30, 2011
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garden hose

gives the best damn head
damn TJizzy sucks like a garden hose o0o0o0o0o i won B
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fire hose

when after receiving a pink sock, the girls ass erupts with explosive diarrhea and the once motionless, dangling, inside-out asshole bursts into an erratic motion resembling an un-manned fire hose
after the fire hose incident the walls were covered in shit. she obtained maximum pressure on the line.
by poocano February 06, 2010
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