wisconsin white

they can be nice people but they are emotionally and sexually repressed, and they refuse to dance at weddings. they generally study something that has to do with logic. they are usually religious, and they usually blush a lot.

"that dude is so boring. he's so quiet and wisconsin white."

by alfiejay4lyfe May 20, 2016

wisconsin accent

A way of rational speech where “pop” is soda, we say our “a” diffferently and say things like “ya know?” People think we sound like Canadians, we do not

You have such a Wisconsin Accent

by Flicka3000 June 26, 2019

Wisconsin Sally

Oh you know what it is

Boy what a Wisconsin Sally.

by Big Pink Freddy June 7, 2017

Wisconsin Slurpee

Drinking sauerkraut and Yoo-hoo from a Wisconsin man's anus.

The Kayes left the party early because his wife was yearning for a Wisconsin Slurpee.

by Running4ck April 14, 2023

Wisconsin Plain

A Wisconsin Plain is the act of meditation in the presence of a random individual, while proceeding to masturbate and make direct eye contact with said individual. Creating an unpleasant and emotional damaging situation for everyone involved.

I am currently on a Wisconsin Plain..
It smells like a Wisconsin Plain in here!
I witnessed someone do a Wisconsin Plain while I was in jail and was scared shitless!

by Strappy CoCo August 23, 2022

Wisconsin Dagwood

A sex position in which you slam your partner onto a grill and proceed to smother them in cheese

Me: bro I got lucky last night.
Friend: oh man did you give her the Wisconsin Dagwood?
Me: oh yeah, come to find out she's lactose intolerant
Friend: that makes it even better

by User963502 June 10, 2022

Wisconsin Howdy

When you fart in a hot shower and the aroma of poop permeates the air, merging with the humidity to create a fart sauna.

My girlfriend enjoys a nice steamy Wisconsin howdy when we are in the shower.

by Nicksnothome May 15, 2020