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Wisconsin Drunk

"Sweating curds, racist words and punching nerds." Wisconsin drunk is widely known as a night which involves extreme inebriation which ends with a morning of bounced checks, tears and regrets.
Gawd almighty, Dave is Wisconsin Drunk!
by Joseff Smirk July 25, 2022
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wisconsin white

they can be nice people but they are emotionally and sexually repressed, and they refuse to dance at weddings. they generally study something that has to do with logic. they are usually religious, and they usually blush a lot.
"that dude is so boring. he's so quiet and wisconsin white."
by alfiejay4lyfe May 20, 2016
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Wisconsin Howdy

When you fart in a hot shower and the aroma of poop permeates the air, merging with the humidity to create a fart sauna.
My girlfriend enjoys a nice steamy Wisconsin howdy when we are in the shower.
by Nicksnothome May 15, 2020
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A Wisconsin Goodbye

A Wisconsin Goodbye is when your nefew rub Wisconsin Cheese Spread on your erect cock and slurps it off violently wilst you are on the toilet shitting your brains out from prunes and taco bell
Damn, Chase he gave a rough A Wisconsin Goodbye last time when i was shitting my brains out
by Twink Fucker named Fishstick February 11, 2020
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Wisconsin Sandwich

When a couple uses an electronic throw blanket between their bodies while spooning during this subzero time of year.
You could make a Wisconsin Sandwich during the summer, but it wouldn't be as enjoyable.
by T-J-Rizzo April 24, 2018
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Wisconsin Slurpee

Drinking sauerkraut and Yoo-hoo from a Wisconsin man's anus.
The Kayes left the party early because his wife was yearning for a Wisconsin Slurpee.
by Running4ck April 14, 2023
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Wisconsin Dagwood

A sex position in which you slam your partner onto a grill and proceed to smother them in cheese
Me: bro I got lucky last night.
Friend: oh man did you give her the Wisconsin Dagwood?
Me: oh yeah, come to find out she's lactose intolerant
Friend: that makes it even better
by User963502 June 10, 2022
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