by ouchmyleftandrightnut September 12, 2017

A relationship which starts after the Labor Day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the Memorial Day celebrations and shore house rentals begin (Although mentally the relationship will be over in March or whenever the beach house deadline date is). This relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. These wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. The girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.
Guy 1: Wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.
by FckTuesday January 13, 2009

by Thesben March 13, 2020

Wiping your dick across a girls face while cumming over their face like a windshield wiper during winter.
by Idjfkffn September 21, 2023

When Fred went in for his urologist appointment his urologist exclaimed upon seeing him pantless: " Damn man your starting to get a winter forest!"
by Zil025 June 6, 2020

Waifu Winter is the time of the year when winter strikes and your Waifu is required to wear and cute outfit winter themed
by Mr.Gay4321 November 3, 2020

When you get a girl into bed but are too scared to make a move and end up sleeping in your clothes and on some occasions even keeping your winter coat on.
Roomate 1: did you smash last night?
Roomate 2: Na i got scared and winter coated it again.
Roomate 1:Bro, she's gonna think your gay.
Roomate 2: Na i got scared and winter coated it again.
Roomate 1:Bro, she's gonna think your gay.
by Colbyd15 January 31, 2022
