Green Wings

Wings awarded for: -

1) Having sexual-intercorse with a clappy slapper.

2) Having sex with a woman with a sexual infection.

It is not essencial to catch the infection

Stay away from her. I got my green wings from her!

by Light_obsidian December 16, 2005

Wings System

A way of defining various types of sexual partners, or practices one has enjoyed. Most commonly associated with Motorcycle Clubs (although possibly a hoax), these are 'Badges of Honour" amongst (male) members.

Bloke 1 "You won't believe what Wings I was awarded last night!!)

Bloke #2 "What now, you sick bastard?"

Bloke #1 "Black, Broken and Silver!!"

Bloke #2 "You are going straight to Hell!!"

The Wings System includes the following definitions, there are many others.........

Pink Wings - Sex with a White girl
Black Wings - Sex with a Black girl
White Wings - Sex with a Virgin
Brown Wings - Anal sex
Yellow Wings - Sex with an Oriental girl
Red Wings - Sex with a girl on her period
Grey Wings - Sex with an woman over 50
Broken (or Orange) Wings - Sex with a disabled girl
Golden Wings - Sex involving urination, or 'Golden Showers'
Water Wings - Sex involving 'squirting' or female ejaculation
Green Wings - Sex with a person who has an STD
Purple Wings - Sex with a pregnant girl
Knife Wings - Sex with a friend's girlfriend
Blue Wings - Sex with a corpse
Technicolour Wings - Sex involving a combination of any of the above ie. Sex with a Black, disabled girl on her period

by Negrophiliac April 9, 2011

Windsor snot

Snot that ends up on your tie from a sneeze.Commonly due to tissue failure if a Kleenex is used or "blow through" if the hand is used to cover the mouth and nose.

Fuck! Why didn't smeone tell me I had a Windsor snot!! I've been walking around all day with this goober on my tie.

by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

The Windshield Wiper

One must ejaculate his load on on a crying girl's face, and when done, you must tell the girl "it's okay baby", whilst wiping your load/ tears off of the girls face with your dick and making squeaking noise, like an actual windshield wiper would.

Hey girl, sorry for getting my load in your eyes, how about I make it up to you and break out the windshield wiper?

by FatD July 21, 2009

Windsor

Windsor is the ost kind and soft hearted woman. If you know a windsor you are extremley lucky. She is kind and beautiful. She is sexy and gorgeous with a big heart. They say they have flaws, but you love them including their flaws. When they cry the whole world cries with them. When they shout the volcanos erupt. They fall but they get back up when you fall they hold out their hands to pick you back up. If your dating a Windsor then you will love them for life and you'll never get away from them because you just don't want to.

Boy1: Im stuck in a relationship with Windsor

Boy2: Man your lucky!

Boy1: Yeah I know!

by AndrewHaigh August 20, 2012

Detroit Red Wings

One of the great American hockey teams with 11 cups under their belt and 20 strait playoff runs, this is a prestigious team. Mostly hated due to butthurt newfriends, who are mad because their Chicago Blackhawks got beat by the Red Wings again, or because the Red Wings are at the top of the Central-Division and their team isn't.

RW fan: Yeah The Detroit Red Wings won again!

Butthurt newfriend: oh they suck because all there fans are bandwaggoners.

RW fan: right -_- thats why your team is 10-18

by H8RZgunH8 February 9, 2012

Gray Wings

To earn your Gray Wings, you must recieve pleasure from a woman of the age of 50+.

Man last night that hot old clerk down the street gave me my Gray Wings.

by thedude. June 26, 2006