West Virginia Margarita
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West Virginia Waltz
The "West Virginia waltz" symbolizes a moment of togetherness and intimacy shared by the narrator and her beloved. It represents a loving connection that transcends the hardships and challenges of their lives. The phrase "No one holds a flame to you" suggests that this person is irreplaceable and holds a special place in the narrator's heart.
'We did the west virginia waltz'
West Virginia Waltz by Aldarith June 7, 2024
West Virginia University
Also known as “WVU” by its students, who don’t know how to spell West Virginia, this alcoholic university is located in Morgantown, WV, and coincidentally its acceptance rate of 88% is around equal to the average IQ of one of its students. Nothing matters more to a Mountaineer than drinking beer, getting piss drunk, and then throwing those beer cans when something doesn’t go their way, which is normally in the form of a football or basketball loss to its archrival, Pitt. In fact, even the (former) basketball coach loves drinking, as ex-coach Bob Huggins was pulled over in Pennsylvania with a staggering .26 BAC. If you are looking for a safety school, or just really want to never be sober, WVU is perfect for you. Despite the high acceptance rate, rumor has it that you WILL be DNA tested to make sure you are related to around 3/4 of the student body, to keep the cousin-fucking tradition alive. The school is well known for its “eat shit Pitt” chants (they are only capable of stringing together 4 words at maximum), and their constant singing of Country Roads by John Denver, a song that is actually about WESTERN Virginia, and not West Virginia, but don’t tell that to a WVU fan because you will get fists swung at you. Students live for the Backyard Brawl, but will normally just drink on any occasion at any time of day. Can’t blame them, there isn’t much else to do in West Virginia besides leave. The last good thing that came out of WVU was Tavon Austin. That’s it.
Guy 1: “Dude what are you laughing at?”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”
West Virginia University by Kidnamedfinger13 December 23, 2024
West Virginia
A former Union state that fought against the Confederacy in the Civil War. Used to be part of Virginia. These days, Most of the state is actually pretty self-hating and votes Republican.
They are the biggest NASCAR fans in the nation and secretly regret fighting on the wrong side of the Confederate States.
This former Union supporting state probably has a lot of closeted KKK admirers. Not many black people live in West Virginia.
They are the biggest NASCAR fans in the nation and secretly regret fighting on the wrong side of the Confederate States.
This former Union supporting state probably has a lot of closeted KKK admirers. Not many black people live in West Virginia.
West Virginia by Txorromorro February 17, 2025
west virginia turn
When driving a vehicle, the act of swinging into the next lane to turn the opposite way. Usually, it's going partly to your left to make a right turn.
west virginia turn by Buckeye Chuck February 28, 2025
West Virginia Tractor Pull
When two butt naked men have a competition in seeing who can pull on the others Penis longer before either male taps out! Just as if they were at a tractor pull.
West Virginia Tractor Pull by Camden Scott April 22, 2025
West Virginia wind tunnel
An Appalachian specialty where one partner inhales a fart post-climax and blows it into the other’s mouth. Brave souls only.
1. “Dude, I thought we were just gonna Netflix and chill… next thing I know, she’s asking for the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. Let’s just say I’ll never look at pepperoni rolls the same way again.”
2. “Bro, he said he loved her—then she hit him with the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. That’s real commitment. I bowed out after one round.”
2. “Bro, he said he loved her—then she hit him with the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. That’s real commitment. I bowed out after one round.”
West Virginia wind tunnel by MamaToot September 10, 2025