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Laura Welched

A Gen Y term used loosely to describe the state of an adolescent car crash victim (fatal or near fatal) caused by a careless (and/or not well intentioned) teenage driver.

Refers to the current First Lady (maiden name) and the 1963 fatal car “accident.” Laura Welch Bush ran a Midland, Texas stop sign crashing into another car which took the life of her then boyfriend, Mike Douglas.

For details Google search: Laura Welch Bush Fatal Accident Dallas Morning News
Yea man, it was a very gnarley crash. I watched as they untangled the shredded metal from around the engine block. It was tragic. The dude’s head and torso had been Laura Welched in the worst kind of way. Very ugly indeed.
by T Wade January 18, 2007
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you're welcome

Something to say when a co-worker sneezes and there are others in the room. Always gets a laugh due to its incongruity.

For tonz 'o laffs, be prepared with a list of other pointless customary statements for when the person sneezes many times in succesion, e.g.
yes please
fine thank you
I'm sorry
no thank you
(sneeze) you're welcome
(sneeze) yes please
(sneeze) fine thank you
(sneeze) I'm sorry
(sneeze) no thank you
by The Wandering Understander February 11, 2004
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Welcome Matt

Just as "tramp stamp" is to lower back tattoo, "Welcome Matt" is to lower abs. Right above a chicks pussy. It gives you a little taste of what she is like.
" That chick got an arrow tattoo right above her pussy!" "Yeah it's pretty much a Welcome Matt."
by KittenQT September 30, 2014
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Beach Lake/Welcome Lake, PA

A town where Busch Beer comes out of your tap, Cummins is the best diesel pick up, dirt bikes ride the roads and Honesdale is the source of entertianment.
Beach Lake/Welcome Lake, PA is the best place to live.
by johnsmith101010 January 2, 2011
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Warm Welcome

A warm welcome is when you go to the master bathroom,turn off the water to the toilet,flush all the water out,take a dump,wipe your ass,then put the used paper between the pages of a magazine,or trashcan.turn the water back on,turn on the heater,and lock the door behind you.
Me and Jethro were at Flo's party the other night,she ran out of food and drink,so Jethro decided to leave her a Warm Welcome as a reminder to get it right next time!
by bigeasyone September 14, 2009
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A Warm Welcome

The act of farting while simultaneously sitting on a toilet. The air becomes pressurized in the bowl and blows through your legs and up into your face. Essentially Farting into your own face. Creating the effect of a warm welcome to the throne.
As I sat down to dump out, I blasted a huge fart into the depths. From the darkness my honor was accepted, and the winds of approval came shooting back betwixt my parted legs. My hair blew in the stinking wind as I received a warm welcome, and I was home.
by ToM_Builder_ October 17, 2020
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Welcome Den

1) A gay bar where gay people feel comfortable taking a straight date who is questioning their sexuality.

2) A gay bar, or party, where newly outed homosexuals are welcomed into the gay community.
1) Bruce wasn't sure how to introduce Brad to his life style, so he chose to take him to a Welcome Den for a night of drinks and dancing.

2) As Brad was looking forward to making his entry into the gay community, his new friends hosted a Welcome Den party for him, in honor of his coming out.
by ogfight December 7, 2010
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