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Weiner

Nothing makes me forget about REAL issues of national importance like a big fat Weiner.
by DankIsYourFriend June 17, 2011
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Weiner Bandit

A fabled creature much like the Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, or The Trix Rabbit. That Comes in the night if you are not prepared and will steal ones' "Weiner". Leaving the victim "Weinerless"

What you can do; sleep with your pants on or hold your junk all night. (This is where the saying "wakie wakie, hands off snakie" came from.)

It is possible to catch this bandit, it is said that he will give you one of three possible prizes; $23(American), a walk-man, or a cassette player. which makes you wonder why you would want to catch his cheap ass anyway.
A Masked Assailant that steals guys junk
Known as: The Weiner Bandit.
by BigbubbaD March 5, 2012
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butt weiner

Similar to weiner butt, but more desriptive of the weiner rather than the butt.
Hey, butt weiner, thats quite the package you got there.
by VauZZ May 25, 2006
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Peak Weimar

To say that a country has reached "Peak Weimar" is another way of saying that it has reached such peak degeneracy that it cannot possibly degenerate further, and that the people themselves have gotten so resentful over the fact that they're willing to replace the current order, even violently, to achieve the greatness they once experienced. At this point, it is overturned either through revolution, abuse and manipulation of Democratic Institutions, or a complete Volkisch Renaissance that overthrows the Jewish Zeitgeist.

It is most commonly used in America to refer to how despite being 2% of the population, Jews are overrepresented if not a majority in every single position of power and influence. Subsuquently utilizing that power and influence to push social "progress" that is contrary to the majority's will, such as how Jews are 3/9 Supreme Court Justices, 8.3% of Congress People, 40% of billionaires, the CEOs and majority shareholders of most banks, the founders of most major entertainment conglomerates, 90% of news channels are owned by 6 companies all headed by Jews, a majority of the 10 richest actors, a majority of college professors, a majority of Ivy League graduates, 33% of scientists, the college board, or how all major Jewish leaders before 1940 were Jewish such as Bela Kun, Vladimir Lenin, Rose Luxembourg, or how Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell were oth Jews with ties to Mossad because of Ghislaine's father, Robert Maxwell, etc. I could go on.
"Did you hear about how modern transgender theory was founded by a Jew named John Money? He cut the penis off of one of two twin boys, and then forced them to have incestuous sex, resulting in both of the two twins killing themselves!"

"Man, that's some Peak Weimar shit, reminds me of another Jew called David Hirschfield that did almost the exact same thing at his 'Institute for Sexual Research' before Hitler burned all of his 'research' - and to think we're taught book burnings are bad!"
by anonymous September 10, 2020
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weiner cousins

a friend in which both of you had sex with the same woman
JD: since we've both slept with Kim, we're considered weiner cousins
by tex-ass April 22, 2009
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coctail weiner

1. the name for someone's small penis
2. a colorful insult
1.Football Team: HEY LOOK AT THAT COCTAIL WEINER

2. CW: Hey Ryan do u want to hang out sometime
Ryan: Fuck off coctail weiner!
by BBBalla10 May 21, 2007
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gretchen weiners

The girl from Mean Girls who says "So Fetch!"
"Omg1 you are so like gretchen weiners"
by monkey22451 May 25, 2016
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