by NoExplenationJustReputation April 19, 2021

by WatermelonBean#TKS March 25, 2019

The act of slapping a woman's breast. Especially a woman with large breasts the size of watermelons.
by Narbles November 26, 2014

A insane sex act between two consenting adults! The hairy watermelon is as erotic as Dolphins PSI, Cat Barbs and Dungeons and Dragons.
You haven't lived till you've experienced a hairy watermelon!
You haven't lived till you've experienced a hairy watermelon!
I can't believe I walked in on them doing the hairy watermelon!!
Just because I went out with you doesn't mean there is going to be any hairy watermelon tonight!!
Just because I went out with you doesn't mean there is going to be any hairy watermelon tonight!!
by MarySanderson August 31, 2018

An euphemism of going home.
by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016
