A person who had long hair then got it cut to about where the head meets the neck, usually under influence of parents. It also looks like a bowl, so rounded you could drink soup from it.
by TreetarD April 21, 2007
Get the Wannabe long hair mug.Girls who are preppy and see a lot of emo kids and see how they have lots of friends. They don't have any friends and just want to hang out with them. The dtages of the emo wannabe...
1) Gets a pair of Airwalk and just goes around saying "Hey look at my new converse!" The real emo/scene kids walk away and laugh at her.
2) She's wearing a black shirt with a skull on it. This is the only black shirt she owns and a pink sweatshirt.
3) She brags about how she cut herself yesterday. "OMG GUYS! I got so mad at my mom for telling me to turndown my Greenday CDs and cut myself!" No one really cares except for the nerd who is afraid of emos.
4) She went to Claire's and bought some skull earings and some white and black striped gloves.
5) She got a chain and a bow at Hot Topic. While she was there some REAL emo kids were probably laughing at her and wondering why she would come here.
6) Blah blah blah, usually later on she would turn into a real emo...
Boys who are usually made fun of decide to become emo.
1) He starts saying that he loves Greenday and his TXT signature is "I aM tHe EnEmy" or some shit like that.
2) He says that he eats babies over, and over, and OVER, AND OVER again. His friends just tell him to shut up and say something else, but now he just goes to the corner and pretends to be upset.
3) Today, he has totally abandoned his friends for a corner.
4) He tries to talk to his old friends after being rejected by the emo kids. And of course all he wants to talk about is how he cuts himself. (PSSSSSHHHHH)
5) Now the emo kids will treat him like their little chihuahua because he won't leave them alone.
6) He dyed his hair "black" in one place but it's really just dark dark blue.
7) Never makes it to emo paradise this way. He's just a pet to them.
1) Gets a pair of Airwalk and just goes around saying "Hey look at my new converse!" The real emo/scene kids walk away and laugh at her.
2) She's wearing a black shirt with a skull on it. This is the only black shirt she owns and a pink sweatshirt.
3) She brags about how she cut herself yesterday. "OMG GUYS! I got so mad at my mom for telling me to turndown my Greenday CDs and cut myself!" No one really cares except for the nerd who is afraid of emos.
4) She went to Claire's and bought some skull earings and some white and black striped gloves.
5) She got a chain and a bow at Hot Topic. While she was there some REAL emo kids were probably laughing at her and wondering why she would come here.
6) Blah blah blah, usually later on she would turn into a real emo...
Boys who are usually made fun of decide to become emo.
1) He starts saying that he loves Greenday and his TXT signature is "I aM tHe EnEmy" or some shit like that.
2) He says that he eats babies over, and over, and OVER, AND OVER again. His friends just tell him to shut up and say something else, but now he just goes to the corner and pretends to be upset.
3) Today, he has totally abandoned his friends for a corner.
4) He tries to talk to his old friends after being rejected by the emo kids. And of course all he wants to talk about is how he cuts himself. (PSSSSSHHHHH)
5) Now the emo kids will treat him like their little chihuahua because he won't leave them alone.
6) He dyed his hair "black" in one place but it's really just dark dark blue.
7) Never makes it to emo paradise this way. He's just a pet to them.
Emo Wannabe Girl: OOHH EMMM GEEE! I LUV MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!
Real Emo Kid: What's your favorite song by them?
WG: Uh....The Parade Black!
RE: ...you mean the Black Parade?
WG: Yeah! I love it!
RE: Then sing the first part of it.
WG: ....oh I have to go to class now! Bye bye! *skips away*
Emo Wannabe Boy: I eat dead babies!
Friend1: Really?
WB: Yea, it's addicting.
Friend2: You know you have a big oreo ring around your mouth?
WB: Oh, yeah, that was a baby. The blood got dry.
Friends(in unison): Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhht... >_>
Real Emo Kid: What's your favorite song by them?
WG: Uh....The Parade Black!
RE: ...you mean the Black Parade?
WG: Yeah! I love it!
RE: Then sing the first part of it.
WG: ....oh I have to go to class now! Bye bye! *skips away*
Emo Wannabe Boy: I eat dead babies!
Friend1: Really?
WB: Yea, it's addicting.
Friend2: You know you have a big oreo ring around your mouth?
WB: Oh, yeah, that was a baby. The blood got dry.
Friends(in unison): Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhht... >_>
by misaxBETCH June 20, 2009
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a very convincing, meatless, substitute for ground beef. Wannabeef is not often generally consumed by anyone but vegetarians &/or vegans and varies in its degree of palatability.
Person A: "Wow, this meatloaf is so delicious!"
Person B: "Actually it's meatlessloaf. I made it with wannabeef."
Person B: "Actually it's meatlessloaf. I made it with wannabeef."
by sara90 December 7, 2009
Get the wannabeef mug.A negative phenomenon where foreigners who go to Asia try to look like ancient Japanese Samurai by growing their hair to long lengths, and tying it in a bun at the back (possibly with a lock or two of hair loose for shock affect). They do this because they are confused about their own identity and are actually shallow enough to think that you can become something in complete essence by merely duplicating what it looks like. It is also generally accompanied by growing aesthetically repulsive amounts of stubble with a smile/sneer and *I'm cool attitude*.
Man I can't believe that clown! He comes walking into here looking like a Samurai Wannabee and actually managed to pick up that chick! That guy is such a fake!
by Babo Sang Pyo December 13, 2005
Get the Samurai Wannabee mug.Someone who, although they have never been to ireland, profoundly believes themselves to be in some way inherently irish. Maybe their great-granny once saw dublin from a boat, or maybe they just like the colour green, who knows.
Wannabe irishness is most common in the USA, although they pop up everywhere. Things wannabe Irish people like: funding the IRA, talking endless bollocks about Ireland, and using some appropriated version of irish identity to excuse behaving like a drunken twat.
Wannabe irishness is most common in the USA, although they pop up everywhere. Things wannabe Irish people like: funding the IRA, talking endless bollocks about Ireland, and using some appropriated version of irish identity to excuse behaving like a drunken twat.
Chocky arlaaah my friend, now lets have another guinness before I have to get on the plane to Boston to discuss those stock options - Some Wannabe Irish dude
by get_out December 19, 2008
Get the wannabe irish mug.An 'indie wannabee' is someone who wants to be 'indie' In most cases, these people were chavs before, going around getting off with every single lad in school and the all of a sudden, just to fit in with everything else, they claim to be 'indie'
These wannabee's try way too hard. The whole indie look is supposed to be laid back and not put on at all, whereas these wannabee's try way hard with their matching pumps, cardigans and highwaisted shit. Honestly, they need to get back into their 'ecko tracksuits' and stop trying to be indie.
Many 'wannabee indie kids' from the Coventry area, also known as Chaventry, claim to like The Enemy, a local indie rock band. Just because they like The Enemy, this apparently makes the all indie cindys. No, it doesn't. They need to be told.
"You wannabee indie cindys, please fuck off back to your street corner smoking your roll ups and drinking your wkd. You are not indie and never will be, no matter how hard you try, alright!?"
These wannabee's try way too hard. The whole indie look is supposed to be laid back and not put on at all, whereas these wannabee's try way hard with their matching pumps, cardigans and highwaisted shit. Honestly, they need to get back into their 'ecko tracksuits' and stop trying to be indie.
Many 'wannabee indie kids' from the Coventry area, also known as Chaventry, claim to like The Enemy, a local indie rock band. Just because they like The Enemy, this apparently makes the all indie cindys. No, it doesn't. They need to be told.
"You wannabee indie cindys, please fuck off back to your street corner smoking your roll ups and drinking your wkd. You are not indie and never will be, no matter how hard you try, alright!?"
Dee: "I'm a right indie cindy, I am."
Elle: "You're chav turned indie wannabee, actually. You try too hard!"
Dee: Nawww shat ap I iz well indie I iz!"
Elle: "You're chav turned indie wannabee, actually. You try too hard!"
Dee: Nawww shat ap I iz well indie I iz!"
by theannoymouskid October 4, 2008
Get the indie wannabee mug.try hard rude boy, listens to So Solid,Mc vapour and likes a bit of dancehall.Talks like a londoner but avoids anyone who could be at all considered as a rudeboy,Likely to be found in Surrey,Berkshire,Brighton,Essex,North Kent-Gillingham,sitting bourne,Chatham etc.
by AC. Slater January 26, 2004
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