Spooky Wank

A spooky wank is performed in bed. Lying on their back, the participant presses their buttocks firmly against the mattress and breaks wind. Whilst doing this, they close their eyes and imagine the resulting warm gust is a particularly arousing spirit that wishes to pass straight through right their rear and gain access their groin area.

Unfortunately, as the spirit is unable able to grasp or manipulate objects, the participant lends a helping hand.

Blanche: Are you doing anything nice for Halloween?

Daniel: Yes, I'll be having a spooky wank.

Blanche: Oh lovely. Please say hello to my great grandma if she stops by.

by 00moon00 October 15, 2021

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Wank Face

A complete and total wanker, two faced. Bastard.

Can you believe what he did?! What a wank face!

by crazyarsedfly August 19, 2011

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Bag of wank

Totally rubbish.absolutly crap.

Oh man that x factor is a bag of wank!

by marksladey November 3, 2006

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wank shelter

A safe haven which could be limited to a closet, toilet, single room or a complete house were a male organism is able to produce semen by hand without being disturbed.

Kim: Have you seen Dennis?

Johan: I haven't seen him in ages
Olaf: Dennis has locked himself in his wank shelter.

by Dennissayshi November 18, 2016

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Wank a Bank

A wank a bank is a large collection of porn that has been gathered up over a long period of time. eg a large collection of porn pictures from the interwebs.

steve: nice collection dave
dave: thanks, its my own personal wank a bank

by KevinMul February 4, 2010

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