A Jake Wallace is a Feinin ass white boi who don’t know how to drive, wears fake ice and tries to talk to your girl but lnows inside that he can’t get her
by Ajakewallacehater January 30, 2020
Get the Jake Wallacemug. Eric Gleacher has a big raw meat and he calls it Wallace her like to play with at night all day long when he sees gabby lamaj eric also is a certified baller and get mad because the Miami jets haven’t made it to the Super Bowl
by gian-carlo vellutino August 17, 2023
Get the wallacemug. Never attribute to a conspiracy what could be attributed to inefficient bureaucracy. Conspiracy theories are generally fueled by people trying to make sense of the unexplained. People who have not been a part of really large organizations overestimate the level of internal coordination that actually happens. Generally, they are too slow moving to accmplish big complex things quickly and quietly. This mostly applies to "Enemy Above" type conspiracies. In short, the government or other large organizations is rarely competent enough to pull of a large conspiracy, and almost definitely could not keep it a secret - it probably just moves slow.
Related to Hanlon's razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity), but more focused on whether conspiracy theories are true. It was penned by Jamie Wallace (@jamiemw) in 2023 to after 20+ years of working in large organizations.
Related to Hanlon's razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity), but more focused on whether conspiracy theories are true. It was penned by Jamie Wallace (@jamiemw) in 2023 to after 20+ years of working in large organizations.
Wallace's Razor would explain why Pearl Harbor happened, the bureaucracy of the Navy prevented signals intel from getting to the right sources in time, it wasn't that FDR just wanted an excuse for war.
by Razor Author March 31, 2023
Get the Wallace's Razormug. A sex position in the male gay community where one man pretends to be Scottish a floor rug multiple partners pretend
to be 'William Wallace' and pile on top entering multiple orifices.
to be 'William Wallace' and pile on top entering multiple orifices.
by Bahnahbee November 20, 2022
Get the Matt Wallacemug. Dwayne is a uncommon name and it would mean that he’s very smart and a borderline god
Wallace is a last name to discribes that this man is very muscular, handsome and sexy.
This equals a nearly perfect person that you should engage with.
Wallace is a last name to discribes that this man is very muscular, handsome and sexy.
This equals a nearly perfect person that you should engage with.
by Wallace126 December 1, 2018
Get the Dwayne Wallacemug. (n)(1) a dubious career move, particularly one that results in unintentional unemployment and public embarrassment
(n)(2) a person who commits (1)
(n)(2) a person who commits (1)
"Hey, if you're going to quit your job, you might as well make it worthwhile and tell the whole world just what you think of your former employer. Yeah, go full Chris Wallace on them!"
by Mal Feasance April 21, 2022
Get the Chris Wallacemug. Wallace is the fucking baddass of the group. He pulls all the ladies. He’s smart funny athletic and a good person. If u have a wallace in your life, don’t only get jellies because he pulls the girls, but also value him with love in ur life because he will make it so much better
Wallace the badass
by urlocalblondedumbass April 20, 2021
Get the Wallacemug.