Lazy Walrus

A sexual position typically done in the morning in which both partners are laying on their sides and one partner enters the other from behind.

We had a wild last night last night, and we were horny this morning but all we could manage was the lazy walrus.

by BendMarklar August 20, 2022

build that walrus

Build that walrus means succeeding at whatever task you are talking about at the time. When changed to "that's not building a walrus", it can mean someone did something bad.

Example one:
Boss: "Did you build that walrus?" (asking the employee if he finished the report he was suppose to be working on)
Employee: "Built!" (the employee is saying he finished the report)

Example Two:
News Headline: "Aliens announce attack on Earth"
World leaders: "That's not building a walrus"

by WalrusBuilder April 25, 2017

Walrusbating

Another name for masturbating.

" You better not be Walrusbating in my bathroom. "

" Look at that bitch Walrusbate!"

by OIIII! February 2, 2009

Walrus Toe

Opposite to that of it's cousin "The Camel Toe" in nature the Walrus Toe can be gazed upon females who weigh upwards past the 300lbs mark.

That fat chick is packing some mad walrus toe today

by Emu Snake January 14, 2010

Walrusing

The act of placing two pens, french fries or chopsticks in one's upper lip to mimic the appearance of walrus tusks.

Stop walrusing and eat your dinner.

by SeñorDiscount August 20, 2013

Buddha Walrus

The amazing master of walruses that protects and feeds the walruses.

"This bounty of fish must be from the great Buddha Walrus himself!", says the walrus.

by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008

Walrus

The awkward unnamed part of the face above the lip and below the nose that extends downward, in a way that a walrus mustache would.

I really wish I had a splashguard for my Nalgene because every time I drink from it, I spill water down my walrus. -JPhil

My splashguard fell in my Nalgene and I had to drink the water without it, resulting in my walrus being soaked. But the splashguard was like a prize.

You have water on your walrus.

My walrus itches.

Does Sharky have a walrus?

I wanted to go geocaching, but I had to clean my walrus first.

I really wish my walrus wasn't so sunburnt.

Are you questioning my walrus?

by Voyageur 1 July 31, 2011