A complete pussy. He is an extreme lightweight in more ways than one. He masturbates constantly, but he pulls bad bitches.
Dude that John guy is a total Walker Ivy. He is always masturbating, and he is the worst at Fantasy Football
by fat stacks22 November 23, 2014
Get the walker ivymug. A dense or oblivious person. Someone completely unaware of their surroundings, a clueless individual.
This is a term that originated in the Midwest. It refers to the hundreds of urbanites and suburbanites that can be seen walking out on melting ice cliffs that form into Lake Michigan beaches in the winter to take pictures or get a view. They ignore signs warning of the dangers of doing this and often bring their kids of dogs with them on the ice.
This is a term that originated in the Midwest. It refers to the hundreds of urbanites and suburbanites that can be seen walking out on melting ice cliffs that form into Lake Michigan beaches in the winter to take pictures or get a view. They ignore signs warning of the dangers of doing this and often bring their kids of dogs with them on the ice.
by SkokieWordMaster February 10, 2019
Get the Ice walkermug. A young boy with a big ole' dick who frequently roams around the lands of Israel protecting Benjamin Netanyahu (see Eric Wickboldt) and eating Palestinian women and children.
Palestinian #1: On Allah, I pray that Nathan Walker does not eat my wife tonight.
Palestinian #2: Of course my friend. Praise be to Allah.
Palestinian #2: Of course my friend. Praise be to Allah.
by LargeAndi May 15, 2019
Get the Nathan Walkermug. A person you hire to watch your dog while your away, but instead blows a dude on your couch directly in front of the nanny can. Say Cheeeeeess.
by ATra1n January 16, 2019
Get the Dog Walkermug. A derogatory term used for office workers that work in a production or warehouse environment. This includes engineers, sales people and any sort of middle management who spend most of the day on the computer. They are typically detached from the production/shipping process, lack knowledge of the time needed to complete projects and are notorious for making promises to customers that they don't have to keep.
The term comes from the floor they spend most of their time on, usually being a carpeted office as apposed to the cold, hard concrete of the warehouse floor.
The term comes from the floor they spend most of their time on, usually being a carpeted office as apposed to the cold, hard concrete of the warehouse floor.
Freight: "The new sales guy keeps asking me to ship things out today"
Manager: "We've specifically told him 3-5 days for shipping"
Freight: "Yeah he's a carpet walker, always making promises he doesn't have to keep"
Manager: "He's going to get fired"
Manager: "We've specifically told him 3-5 days for shipping"
Freight: "Yeah he's a carpet walker, always making promises he doesn't have to keep"
Manager: "He's going to get fired"
by Life_indk June 16, 2021
Get the Carpet Walkermug. by lhh harry June 12, 2021
Get the dog walkermug. by Mr_M1ng0 May 25, 2023
Get the Jasmine Walkermug.