pussy wrangler

someone who deep fists a girl's pussy so hard that they literally brake their organs and make them die while having a shaking squirting, shaking orgasm.

I tried the pussy wrangler last night and now I'm on trial for murdering my girlfriend

by Bald Squidward April 16, 2023

Lobster Wrangler

When I’m anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.

My sister dreams of being a lobster wrangler.

by BillyBSevenOne June 22, 2023

flange wrangler

One who chooses to chase after stank flange.
Someone who loves the smell of rotting flange.
A person who cannot get any pussy other than nasty pussy.

Ted: Hey i pulled another girl last night!
Dave: All you get is nasty puss my dude you flange wrangler

by M.C.mcmuffins July 19, 2017

Shit Wrangler

A plumber

Jim just became a certified shit wrangler

by Shitwrangler3000 May 30, 2019

Dangler Wrangler

A person who loves to grab penis

Hey what happened toyou last night?
Oh I ran into a dangler wrangler. I barely slept

by Jfredrick November 13, 2016

Tard Wrangler

Etymology - Pre 1997 Charles Moxham working in the Kitchen at the Radisson Hotel in Madison Wisconsin. A woman from the Wisconsin Department of Workforce Development, Support Employment Program would bring 5-6 placed individuals to come in once a week to perform cleaning operations where they would meaner around the kitchen for one half hour disrupting the staff before being herded out into a van before heading to their next destination.

Here come's that Tard Wrangler again. Oh great I'm going out back and take a smoke break.

by Marion Del Gato January 11, 2025

Cock Wrangler

1. homosexual
2. any male who wrestles with his penis (e.g. trying to urinate with an erection)

Rick: Don's a cock wrangler!

Mick: Are you sure?

Rick: Yeah, I was trying to piss with a boner this norning, & Don jumped in there to help me aim steady. . .

Mick: I did warn you not to take him as a flatmate.

Rick: You're right; I'm even thinking to make him start sleeping in his own bed

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 21, 2017