The Wisconsin Seesaw

When a male puts a strap-on on backwards and fucks two women at once

Dude I can't believe you let your bro hit The Wisconsin Seesaw on your mother AND sister

by OrphanObilterator March 27, 2022

Wisconsin Howdy

When you fart in a hot shower and the aroma of poop permeates the air, merging with the humidity to create a fart sauna.

My girlfriend enjoys a nice steamy Wisconsin howdy when we are in the shower.

by Nicksnothome May 15, 2020

Wisconsin Slurpee

Drinking sauerkraut and Yoo-hoo from a Wisconsin man's anus.

The Kayes left the party early because his wife was yearning for a Wisconsin Slurpee.

by Running4ck April 14, 2023

Wisconsin Sandwich

When a couple uses an electronic throw blanket between their bodies while spooning during this subzero time of year.

You could make a Wisconsin Sandwich during the summer, but it wouldn't be as enjoyable.

by T-J-Rizzo April 24, 2018

Wisconsin Taco

Using Velveeta as lubricant

I was cooking with Barbara last night, I bent her over and gave her a Wisconsin Taco

by THERADICALDUDE June 10, 2017

Wisconsin Plain

A Wisconsin Plain is the act of meditation in the presence of a random individual, while proceeding to masturbate and make direct eye contact with said individual. Creating an unpleasant and emotional damaging situation for everyone involved.

I am currently on a Wisconsin Plain..
It smells like a Wisconsin Plain in here!
I witnessed someone do a Wisconsin Plain while I was in jail and was scared shitless!

by Strappy CoCo August 23, 2022

Wisconsin Dagwood

A sex position in which you slam your partner onto a grill and proceed to smother them in cheese

Me: bro I got lucky last night.
Friend: oh man did you give her the Wisconsin Dagwood?
Me: oh yeah, come to find out she's lactose intolerant
Friend: that makes it even better

by User963502 June 10, 2022