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Virtual Fuck Monkey

An application yet to be made on a Iphone/Android phone which lets you have sex with a virtual monkey.
Guy: Have you downloaded virtual fuck monkey yet?
Guy 2: Yeah, I love how you can virtually fuck a monkey.
by Strangefan July 5, 2011
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Virtual Goose

A respectable gentleman of the internet. A Virtual Goose is neither aggressive nor insulting on forums and games alike. A VG will often take to wearing cloths suited to a formal occasion even when in a casual setting. A Virtual Goose is "like a sir".
He's such a Virtual Goose
He dances like a VG
He's a Virtual Goose, such a gent.
by Virtual Goose June 21, 2012
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virtual date

Instead of physical dating and sex, you make date at online MMO games and go on killing spree. This often gives gender identity problem people explore before coming out of closet.
Mike and Marry had virtual date and went into killing spree on MMO game.
by real7777 September 25, 2017
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Virtual Signalling

A virtual world created by racists in which any criticism of their world can't possibly be because they are wrong, but because their critic is "virtue-signalling".

A cosy world that filters out all real world racism and replaces it with stunning graphics portraying realistic snowflakes and liberal elites.
Wow! These virtual signalling glasses are amazing! The graphics are so realistic. You could really believe that you are surrounded by virtue-signalling liberal snowflakes!
by librulcuck December 20, 2018
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Virtual^Reality

An internet force so powerful that you would be destroyed before you even though of challenging it.

More powerful than Daedalus, more powerful than the Eschelons, more powerful than Eos.
You heard of Virtual^Reality?
Yeah I've heard all kinds of stuff about it.
Just don't mess with it, no matter what.
by FTB June 7, 2003
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Virtual rape

Some bullshit term some Karen used to start drama in the real world apparently, she got "groped" in the Metaverse which is bullshit as you can always log off. There is no such thing as virtual rape period. You have full control over your avatar and the button to log off exists, no way you can get raped in VR.
Some dudes were making fun of this Karen on the Metaverse, she reported it as "virtual rape" claiming she got "virtually raped" even though in the Metaverse you cannot "virtually rape" anyone.
by The Combine Empire February 12, 2022
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by Rectum Destroyer May 10, 2022
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