Moonslide victory

When one candidate wins by such a majority in an election that calling it a landslide victory would be an understatement. It’s like losing one’s deposit in British elections when one gets less that 5% of the vote and winning candidate gets more than 95% of the vote in a ‘2-horse’ election.

John: Did you see the result of the elections?
Jane: No, I expected a moonslide victory anyway
John: You are right. Peter won with 97% of the votes and the other 5 candidates got next to nothing.

by Betainvestor February 22, 2022

Victory Dump

The bowel movement that frees your system from the grievances of a long night of drinking. These movements are usually high pressure, messy, and often require a shower immediately after taking place.

Andrew: What happened to the bathroom? I could smell it from my room and I think I need to wash my towel now...
James: Dustin just took his victory dump. He's out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.
Andrew: So that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!

by whlteXbread January 1, 2009

victory lap

when a woman performs oral sex to man, once he is finshed ejaculating in her mouth she does a "victory lap" around the mans anus with her tongue. living a trail of semen around the anus.

last erin sucked my dick so good that she decided to take a victory lap.

she does victory laps like jimmie johnson .

by green bee June 5, 2011

flawless victory

When you poop, then go to wipe and there's no poo on the toilet paper

Mike: Hey Brad, I thought there was almost no TP left!
Brad: There isn't, Mike, but I just had a flawless victory so I didn't use all of it.

by Tiger Whyte February 27, 2017

victory sniff

taking a good long sniff of your finger after you've been fingering a girl

"I had a great victory sniff last night, there was a really pungent fishy smell"

"Macklin's law is a surefire way to a quality victory sniff"

by geet canny like May 19, 2010

Victory Pee

The act of a male or female peeing right after having an orgasm.

She joyfully walked to the bathroom for a victory pee after she just had sex with her boyfriend.

by Seniorjavi March 30, 2011

Urban Victory

When a word posted on Urban Dictionary gets more thumbs up than thumbs down

It would be an irony if this is not an Urban Victory!!

by YohnnyC May 12, 2010