VanderSnatch

Women who are 3 or more years older than you

In college, we went to the winery to find some silver-spoon VanderSnatch.

by Lil Snitty March 19, 2019

Vedder Speak

A deeply poetic language spoken by an ancient 1990's showman. It sounds exactly like how you would thought plaid would sound.

"REEE UHH..RAMMAHAMMALINGLONG.
MOTHERHUBBARDSDINGDONG! Ooh..yea!"

Oh, Vedder Speak. Such a poetic language. Never change.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

Vanderlinden

A stupid ass old man that’s a perv and thinks he knows every thing. He also has a daughter that he fucks every day.

“Is that guy cool?”
“No he’s a Vanderlinden.”
“Oh makes sense.”

by mikeymousymousr October 15, 2019

vanderputten

A teacher who is a Pedo. Usually interested in younger girls

He must be a Vanderputten

by JakeRabbit521 October 16, 2019

Vander

The best ship ever (victoria and xander)

Ella: DUDE DID YOU SEE XANDER AND VICTORIA?! I SHIP VANDER!!
Juliette: YES OTP

by Tinker10lily10 November 5, 2019

Vanderwalling

Vanderwalling is when a member of the Highly intelligent (no sarcasm) Vanderwall family has the urge to fight. Usually for no reason other than their own inner turmoil. When someone is Vanderwalling, they are partaking in long drawn out verbal altercations (these are the best kind, especially on social media) picking physical fights that they always win, or just being mean and degrading to those around them. These conflicts are often filled with witt, Clever descriptive words, accurate and hilarious observations. Vanderwalls are thoroughly entertaining, but ruthless and extremely damaging to their target (s)

1: Dude, why is she being so mean?
Oh, she's Vanderwalling because she had a rough week.

2: I can't handle all of these emotions. I need to go somewhere and do some Vanderwalling.

by DangerShark March 31, 2020

vander woude

A mother fucker that doesnt care about your opinion short tempered will slap the shit out of you if on the wrong side of them. Vander woude is the type of person to knock you out then marry your mother then raise you. Also can be the nicest person you know. Also the best football player ever created by god himself.

"OMG is that one of the Vander Woudes?" "Holy shit yea it is dont look in his eyes and walk away slowly"

"Bro is that Vander Woude didnt he just knock out jeff? Why are they hugging now."

"Isnt Vander Woude just a knight in shining armour" "yea I wish he would sweep me off my feet and take me right here"

"bro hes my step dad"

by step dad of Chuck Norris June 25, 2020