get a vase

To go to your 'rents alcohol cabinet and get hard liquor.

I'm gonna go get a vase for my flowers.
Watch me, while I go get a vase.

by me June 15, 2004

vaseal

verb, the action of an underwearless vagina sliding across a surface

The other night I wore my favorite dress and went without underwear; I definitely vasealed on the seat of the limo.

by alkels April 18, 2010

diparius vassell

Strange creature of amazingly low intelligence. Lives in a place called whitchurch which is largely made up of mongs and also stinks of shit. Unfortunately diparius vassells are all homosexuals so they will die out within the next century. This will not be a bad thing though because they contribute nothing to the world other than bullshit about bands and songs they like. All in all diparius vassells are smelly cunts who should fuck off immediatley.

Look!!! a diparius vassell lets get away from it, we may catch its mongishness.

by Matt Atkin May 9, 2005

Vaushing

The dishonest tactic of focusing on anything but the good faith arguments, often while calling others bad faith. See "MICHAEL KNOWLES Asks DAVID PAKMAN A Simple Question And Things Get Really WEIRD." 1:27:00

David Packman was vaushing when he called Michael Knowles bad faith while being bad faith himself.

by jacen333 June 15, 2023

vasectomized

When an apartment building's water is out due to street construction mishap.

I would appreciate being allowed to come over and use your shower because my building got vasectomized when the crew was digging up those infant corpses found in the tunnels under Fifth Street.

by vuh-sec-timmy-eye-zed October 28, 2003

Scrambled-Vaus

Scramble and Vaus may be used as substitute words in possibly ANY saying.
Vaus representing the noun. (Vaus in plural form is no different from it's singular form.)
And scramble representing the verb or adjective.
Background: Arkanoid 1988

"That's not the way the cookie crumbles"=
"That's not the way the vaus scrambles"

"Don't count your chickens before they've hatched"=
"Don't count your vaus before they've scrambled"

"My... Your daughter surely looks beautiful today"
"My... Your vaus surely looks scrambled today"

by Mr Weegels April 12, 2005

Vaseline Sandwich

The nastiest of all sex positions. One partner lies in neutral position on their back, flexing the hips forward. The second partner will Lower themself into a seating position, in the opposite direction. It is imperative for the crouching partner to be facing the North facing wall. The crouching partner will then lift the leg of their dominant hand 45 degrees in the air. Either partner will begin to thrust simultaneously. Variations of this position include multiple partners, one partner thrusting, and the use of Vaseline as lubricant.

Hey Karen, bend over and I’ll give you a Vaseline Sandwich

by Sultry Sally September 19, 2020