A penis that's thick and longer than you've ever seen, taking your breath away by just the sight of it, once you've seen it you cant stop thinking about it, and once it's inside you, you wont be able to walk straight for a few days at best. Different than a Boyfriend Dick, a Vacation Dick isn't for everyday use.
*At work after the weekend*
Boss: "Why are you limping, did you hurt your leg?"
You: "Oh no, I just got that Vacation Dick!!"
Boss: "Why are you limping, did you hurt your leg?"
You: "Oh no, I just got that Vacation Dick!!"
by Navychief929 May 25, 2016
Get the Vacation Dickmug. The type of dick that you go for when you need a break from your boyfriend. It is typically much larger than you boyfriends and is often black. You may get vacation dick if you are not satisfied with your current sex life. This is not however something you could fuck often but simply a treat just as a vacation would be.
by Whatahmelone May 27, 2016
Get the Vacation Dickmug. by billy the bob joey May 22, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. The two week period the CDC confines you to your home after you return from Spring Break in an exotic locale
by The Virologist March 1, 2020
Get the corona vacationmug. A dick that is so big that a female can barely handle it the first time but she keeps going to him for sexual favors, (kind of like fwbs but she can only take the D a little)
Fwb
the D
Fwb
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"Girl good Lord everybody at work was talking about your hookup with vacation dick Jack at last Friday's cocktail party."
by Nickiminajyourface May 23, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. Sizable dick one gets during a vacay: usually a tropical locale filled with dudes with stereotypically large dongs.
It's like that age-old joke:
A guy is at a nude beach in Jamaica for his honeymoon and on his dick is his wife's name, 'Wendy', but only seen as 'WY' when flaccid. He bumps into a local who also has a 'WY' on his dick. The white boy asks him, "Yo, your girl's name is Wendy too?" whilst pointing at his shabby white prick. The Jamaican shakes his head and says, "No, mon, it be dis." His erectifies his schlong displaying the full text of his tattoo which reads: "Welcome to Jamaica and Have a Nice Day." While white boy is in shock from all that massiveness, his wife, who saw this display of manliness, walks off with the Jamaican to get some vacation dick.
A guy is at a nude beach in Jamaica for his honeymoon and on his dick is his wife's name, 'Wendy', but only seen as 'WY' when flaccid. He bumps into a local who also has a 'WY' on his dick. The white boy asks him, "Yo, your girl's name is Wendy too?" whilst pointing at his shabby white prick. The Jamaican shakes his head and says, "No, mon, it be dis." His erectifies his schlong displaying the full text of his tattoo which reads: "Welcome to Jamaica and Have a Nice Day." While white boy is in shock from all that massiveness, his wife, who saw this display of manliness, walks off with the Jamaican to get some vacation dick.
by UpvoteEverything June 2, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. A stay in the mental hospital. Name taken from the grippy socks given to (mostly involuntary) patients. Patients are not allowed shoes with laces due to suicide risk so grippy socks like those used at trampoline parks are issued to patients for footwear.
See: "psych ward socks"
Source: Was in mental hospital in 2019 and know other patients from other institutions
Phrase originally used within mental hospital circles and later spread on TikTok and other social media.
See: "psych ward socks"
Source: Was in mental hospital in 2019 and know other patients from other institutions
Phrase originally used within mental hospital circles and later spread on TikTok and other social media.
by MXRed February 20, 2022
Get the grippy sock vacationmug.