Toxic abusive male- Oh, she's a special victim all right this one officer, she's not like all the rest of the special victims. She deserves a special investigation.
Special victims detective-- You have the right to remain silent asshole, you have no other rights, now shut up.
Toxic abusive male- Just trying to put in a good word for her, I know a lot of guys are getting badmouthed by special victims tonight, so I wanted to give you some good news.
Special victims detective-- You have the right to remain silent asshole, you have no other rights, now shut up.
Toxic abusive male- Just trying to put in a good word for her, I know a lot of guys are getting badmouthed by special victims tonight, so I wanted to give you some good news.
by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020
Get the Special victim mug.A man emotionally and physically exploited by his wife’s unstoppable shopping addiction. Most commonly spotted in or around Avedøre, Denmark — a place where hope goes to die and delivery drivers cry.
The Avedøre Victim spends every day fetching endless “small” packages ordered online, from obscure pickup locations, lockers, and post offices, often without warning. He is promised love, peace, or at least dinner — but receives none. Instead, he returns home carrying three overstuffed IKEA bags and a crushed soul.
Known symptoms include:
Chronic back pain from lifting "just one more parcel"
PTSD triggered by GLS and PostNord logos
A dead look in the eyes when asked “Can you just pick it up on your way?”
Often used jokingly, but there’s a dark truth behind the term. If you see one: offer help, or at least a cold beer.
The Avedøre Victim spends every day fetching endless “small” packages ordered online, from obscure pickup locations, lockers, and post offices, often without warning. He is promised love, peace, or at least dinner — but receives none. Instead, he returns home carrying three overstuffed IKEA bags and a crushed soul.
Known symptoms include:
Chronic back pain from lifting "just one more parcel"
PTSD triggered by GLS and PostNord logos
A dead look in the eyes when asked “Can you just pick it up on your way?”
Often used jokingly, but there’s a dark truth behind the term. If you see one: offer help, or at least a cold beer.
“Bro, I haven’t seen Frederik in weeks.”
“Yeah, poor guy became an Avedøre Victim. Last I heard, he was carrying 12 packages from Min Købmand while crying.”
“Yeah, poor guy became an Avedøre Victim. Last I heard, he was carrying 12 packages from Min Købmand while crying.”
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Any non black " because hes a lying, bad loser, that will make up any and every excuse when he steps up and gets smashed, nothing like the many great black American boxers"
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" nah you racist "
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Any non black " because hes a lying, bad loser, that will make up any and every excuse when he steps up and gets smashed, nothing like the many great black American boxers"
Black American
" nah you racist "
Non black "stop being weak minded victims
by Ceejay new February 7, 2021
Get the Weak minded victims mug.A person who is constantly facing some sort of hardship or traumatic experience whether true, self-inflicted or completely false. Typically a person is a perpetual victim for the sake of evoking sympathy from others or being the constant center of attention. These hardships are usually extreme and can be (but are not limited to) life-threatening sicknesses, family sicknesses, deaths, natural disasters, having to pay companies for products, IRS auditing, relationship problems, not being able to make money off of Games Workshop’s intellectual property, etc.
We used to believe Eric’s problems were legitimate, then I started keeping track & realized he’s never happy with Games Workshop or their products. He never actually pays Games Workshop for anything, instead using re-casters, 3D printers, and pirating many of their books. Now he thinks he’s a victim since the company is trying to restrict these activities.
Typical perpetual victim.
Typical perpetual victim.
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