the best family in the world. and the most awesome. anyone would be lucky to call themselves a van natten. and to meet us. we are like the chuck norris of last names.
by female dog. December 30, 2009

Marked police van used by Victoria Police, usually a converted commercial vehicle with a reinforced enclosed rear cargo area for holding and transporting offenders to a police station. Abbreviated from the official designation, Divisional van. From a bygone era when Melbourne was divided into police divisions.
I saw the divi van parked outside the Railway Hotel, after hours. The cops were probably inside having a drink with the publican.
by House Martin February 18, 2013

by blitzz September 18, 2007

An apparatus used by sex offenders and pedophiles to swipe kids. Usually comes with the offer of free candy, free wifi, or a ride home.
Cosby: Yo, Kilo G be swipin' kids at the playground with his white van again.
Franken: Don't act like you the innocent one here Bill.
Franken: Don't act like you the innocent one here Bill.
by Kamikazee49 March 8, 2018

they are true and genuin people who care for others but rightfully look after themselves first and struggle to make sacrifices . the straight forward and brutaly honest ways of the VAN TONDERS however are admirable
by Van Tonder April 18, 2018

by sadistic oreo October 16, 2009

1.To push aside personal feelings or obstacles and focus on the task at hand.
2.To, somehow, be able to land a full-splits spinning roundhouse kick to the face of a superior opponenet whilst blinded by salt thrown by said oponent.
2.To, somehow, be able to land a full-splits spinning roundhouse kick to the face of a superior opponenet whilst blinded by salt thrown by said oponent.
You:"Dude, I can't go to work. I feel like crap after Cindy dumped me."
Me:"You gotta Van-Damme it and go anyway. Frank Dux didn't want to go to the Kumite but he did it AND he won."
Me:"You gotta Van-Damme it and go anyway. Frank Dux didn't want to go to the Kumite but he did it AND he won."
by Yehudi c/o Rhett April 29, 2008
