A date on February 14 that was setup by the government to pressure and scam couples buy presents such as flowers and chocolate to their significant other and thus pay more taxes. It's also a date where stores raise the prices of items that's commonly bought as gifts on that day to make the taxes even higher.
In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government
In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government
by bamcki February 11, 2020
Person 1: It’s valentines day and I’m single-
Person 2: Are you straight?
Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry
Person 2: Are you straight?
Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry
by Swag_fr0ggie January 30, 2022
by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021
Mating season for humans
by A name nobody has used February 07, 2017
by Midday August 28, 2021
the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.
by friendly neighborhood italian February 08, 2020
A term for a pre valentines or post valentines day. Spent on this day due to scheduling or cheaper valentines candy and gifts.
The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness
by Theamazinggeek January 14, 2018