Unicorned

When having missionary sex and you punch the girl in the forhead and leave a red mark.
So i had her on the bed and was taking that ass hard then i unicorned her.
by Keljoran September 07, 2014
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Unicorn

Someone who tells crazy stories about when they were drunk or partying, but nobody actually sees them partying ever.

A kid who tries to make himself look like a god by telling crazy stories that are complete bullshit.

Someone who talks themselves up to fuck mad bitches, but nobody sees them hook up with anyone.
Unicorn- dude when I was with my boys, their so crazy, we got arrested for pissing on some guys porch, we were so drunk, i remember everything. I hooked up with an Asian chick, i was wasted.

You- this kid is so full of shit, hes a fucking unicorn
by Dillallo95 March 29, 2010
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v. the act of a person crapping on their partner's forehead and getting it the stick. One can also test balance by prancing around the room.
by Bob20 February 15, 2005
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A unicorn is someone who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it ; made popular from the show "Glee" when it was said by Brittany to Kurt
“When a pony does a good deed, he gets a horn and he becomes a unicorn and poops out cotton candy until he forgets he's magical and then his horn falls off. And black unicorns, they become zebras."

"A unicorn is someone who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it.”
by lovesong13 November 13, 2011
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Unicorn

Don't call it a horse; it's a unicorn. It's mythical, magical mysterious, not plain. It has wings like a pegasus and a nice white coat. It grants wishes and prances inthe rain. It came around in 8000 BC. Noah's ark wasn't built b4 it. Do you think its not real? Full house; it's in the background fool. Eating grass all day; partying all night. It'll grant your wish right before your eyes. They hide in your hills and eat all your apples. They also write the facts on youur Snapples. You can thank them later for that.
Person 1:
Hey! Look at that Unicorn!
Person 2:
Hey, where's my apple?
by ;3; April 13, 2011
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Unicorn

1. An animal that kicks ass.
2. I rhinocerous. That's right. I just crushed your dreams.
3. An extremely malformed smiley face.
awesome person 1: <:D
awesome person 2:...is that a unicorn?
by ....:D July 25, 2010
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Unicorn

A word used to describe a dickhead
by unicornfamily December 29, 2013
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