I know you are an under-developed 18 year old.
by Reggie123456 April 26, 2011

similarly to coming out of the closet, being “under the table” is when your with your same sec partner and have to act straight in public
girlfriend 1: babe why are you so distant today?
girlfriend 2: shh, i’m under the table right now so i don’t get hate crimes
girlfriend 2: shh, i’m under the table right now so i don’t get hate crimes
by 🍓 s t r a w b e r r y 🍓 January 26, 2021

The aftermath of being stoned.
by helldon October 10, 2005

by jmal237 January 27, 2008

by Princess14 December 18, 2008

When you masturbate then do a backflip as you climax so that you ejaculate on your own face in mid-air.
Person 1: "Is that a bit of ranch dressing on your face?"
Person 2: "Nah, I've just been under the pump"
Person 2: "Nah, I've just been under the pump"
by Lord Of All Things Sasquatch November 9, 2020

That person is from down under
by Stephan is Awesome June 16, 2018
