Um 3layah

Um 3layah is art , it’s a beautiful dance made with extraordinary beats , pleasing human beings both (men and women ) , especially reaching the satisfaction point to goblins , is it halal? NO , does it matter? NO , The best um 3layah artist out there is Khalid horya , the most places known to have um 3layah is ras alkhaima and Oman , Dancers make more than a 100 dollars per session from “b5sheesh” or tip.
Guys I heard there was an um 3layah session in ras alkhaima , I feel like going .
by Stawone July 6, 2018
mugGet the Um 3layahmug.

uh ums

I am tired of buying jeans just to find out they uh ums when I reach for my pockets
by Ya ya k August 22, 2020
mugGet the uh umsmug.

Um guys?

When someone says something so out of pocket there is no possible way to respond except utter confusion
Steve: I'm gonna touch you

Alexia: um guys?
by Marshywanderer July 8, 2025
mugGet the Um guys?mug.
You know those were my questions, right? That made you look like and idiot that doesn't know what he's talking about. It was me.
Derp "Um... Could you repeat the question?"

Hym "No. I don't think I will. But you're conflating the term 'Anti-Vaxxer' with 'the people who didn't want to get the covid vaccine' and you're doing it either because your don't know there's a distinction (so you're ignorant) OR you DO know there's a difference and you're dishonest. Or both. An ignorant liar. There were people who KNEW that it wasn't as bad as SOME PEOPLE were lead to believe. And NOW, we KNOW that YOUR SIDE... WAS WRONG. You were militant in your ignorance. You blindly and without anything thought or discernment did what you were told (like a fucking Nazi), castigated the people WHO WE KNOW KNOW WERE CORRECT, and instead of contrition what we get from you is an attempt to memory-hole what actually happened. You claim is the WE DIDN'T KNOW. We COULDN'T have known. NO ONE CAN KNOW ANYTHING, APPARENTLY. Except people DID know. They were CORRECT and YOU were WRONG. You didn't lose your friends and family to Q-Anon. You lost your friends and family to your own self-righteous epistemological supremacy delusion. You THOUGHT you knew and then you finger-wagged everyone who disagreed with you. And YOU were WRONG. Everyone you tried to SHAME knew you were wrong as you were shaming them. You. Are. A. Dumb. And. Bad. Person. Who. Does. Not. Like. A. Thing. I. Said. That. Whore. Is. Wrong. To. Fuck. That. Retard. And. That. Retard. Is. ALSO. A. Dumb. Bad. Cry-Baby. Liar. Bad. You're bad. I'm good."
by Hym Iam December 5, 2023
mugGet the Um... Could you repeat the question?mug.

cheeze ums

It is white it tastes like cheese, good girls swallow, it can only come from stroking the dick back and forth
" in my the face harder , just pullout I don't have birth control". CHEEZE UMS
by Hey my name is big john January 3, 2017
mugGet the cheeze umsmug.

UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES

This is the phrase that you want to use when you just want to be an annoying little shit. This phrase is mostly used with a high pitched and loud voice. If you want to just annoy someone, saying this is the best way.
Person 1: UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES
Person 2: bro can you shut up, nobody likes you.
by Remanterm December 13, 2021
mugGet the UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLESmug.
Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...
Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”

Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”

Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”

Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
mugGet the Um, Leading the witness your honormug.

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