toatsome

Totally awesome.

Q: "Did you see that bird?"
A: "Yea that was toatsome"

by cellphonegreenpencil May 25, 2011

twat pole

A pole dancers pole

"man i love it when the strippers get up on the twat pole"

by grunter1989 December 11, 2011

toatsmaboat

An expression used to express complete agreement.
Short for "Totally floats my boat."

"Hey Sam. Im making blue-box mac 'n cheese."
"Toatsmaboat bro."

by Complex Lex-icon August 25, 2011

twat wig

1~ an actual wig for a twat. for anyone who actually wants twat hair but cannot grow it due to alopecia ect

2~ A name for someone whos always around pussy but never penetrates it

David you always hang round with all the bitches and never fuck any of them you twat wig

by Dazatron December 30, 2011

Twat Blocker

To prevent another fellow woman from sleeping with a man. Like "Cock Blocker" but for a woman.

You are a twat blocker!

Sorry to Twat Block you, but he's mine!

You be creative.

by Youdontneedtoknow May 6, 2012

twat oil

A deliciously pungent oil with a high smoking point, roughly equivalent to flaxseed oil, only much fishier. Perfect for seasoning cast iron or de Bruyer pans.

Dude, where did you get that twat oil? These omelettes are delicious!

by pan man November 13, 2013

Twat Cannon

The KSG shotgun from COD:Black Ops 2. the Ultimate 'Twat Cannon.'
420 Kush

Someones using the f*cking Twat Cannon.

by Steve Croft November 3, 2014