Twit Whistle

Another way to call someone An idiot, A dumbass, Stupid, Dumb, An Asshole.

1. John you are a fucking Twit Whistle. Grow The Fuck up!
2. You guys are a bunch of Twit Whistles, Leave me alone!
3. My wife has been such a Twit Whistle Lately that I'm not giving her any sex!

by Idisownbikesnobs April 19, 2016

Twit That!

Twit That! said with sarcasm cuts down to size someone who delivers a short quip or witty statement with which they are ridiculously self satisfied.

Person A "Humus is the savoury spread of the middle classes"
Person B "Twit That!"

by Donttellmumthebabysittersdisco February 23, 2010

dick twit

A ignorantidiot

What a dick twit he is.

by Booktwat August 11, 2017

twit bitch

a mix between twig bitch and twat. reserved for only skinny bitches who think they’re all that.

God i hate Ciara she’s such a twit bitch

by hoenumerouno March 21, 2019

twit wiggit

(noun): a person who bites directly into a Kit Kat instead of breaking it off into bars like a normal person.

Biting into a Kit Kat is a first degree twit wiggit offense.

by itsyaboyjackhere May 19, 2018

ninny twit

a blow hard whose pseudo knowledge on a subject leads to moronic rants

Your shallow knowledge of football coupled with your emotional assessment of your team’s performance is that of a ninny twit

by oldvelvet1943 November 05, 2023

Twit-winker

A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.

"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"

"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"

Fuckin Twit-winkers.

by Rick The Mullet Man August 28, 2011