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twit-u-bus

1. Someone whose infernal tweeting literally robs you of all your energy and patience.

2. Someone who uses up all your friendship points by over tweeting bullshit all day. See also twidiot.
Exasperated Gasp: Thats it, {insert name here} is getting blocked off my twitter. These tweets are sucking the life outta me. Efiin twitubus!

Isnt this dude at work? Why did I add him to my twitter? Ive never seen a grown dude tweet like a 13 year old girl. Twit-u-bus all day.
by Pinnacle Music October 1, 2009
mugGet the twit-u-busmug.

twit wiggit

(noun): a person who bites directly into a Kit Kat instead of breaking it off into bars like a normal person.
Biting into a Kit Kat is a first degree twit wiggit offense.
by itsyaboyjackhere June 7, 2018
mugGet the twit wiggitmug.

twit-faced

The act of posting excessive, regrettable tweets while drunk.
I can't believe I got so twit-faced last night I tweeted my ex.
by Dooners May 5, 2011
mugGet the twit-facedmug.

Twit

What a twit Eden is
by PoppyBro79 October 22, 2020
mugGet the Twitmug.

moose twit

When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.
Nice job Junior you "Moose Twit!"
by Gangly Don September 23, 2023
mugGet the moose twitmug.

Twit

A racial slur of someone who is a silly or foolish person.
Miro is a twit.
by MoverM September 14, 2020
mugGet the Twitmug.

Twit Whistle

Another way to call someone An idiot, A dumbass, Stupid, Dumb, An Asshole.
1. John you are a fucking Twit Whistle. Grow The Fuck up!
2. You guys are a bunch of Twit Whistles, Leave me alone!
3. My wife has been such a Twit Whistle Lately that I'm not giving her any sex!
by Idisownbikesnobs June 5, 2016
mugGet the Twit Whistlemug.

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