In Australian culture, a man or woman with a pot belly, or beer gut, giving the appearance of hiding a turtle under their shirt.
by Aussie Turtle Smuggler November 28, 2019
Get the Turtle Smugglermug. While Sean was tossing Guido's salad, Sean quickly became a turtle puffer when Guido started to defecate.
by Ben Beniff from Burbank September 23, 2009
Get the Turtle Puffermug. Sandpit Turtle is a genetically modified species of turtles that where created in Britain and were accidentally transported to Mexico; on the B.M.T Horizon. This was a humiliating mistake by
Captain Olive Skies. In North America these turtles are commonly called Tony Turtles and are a rare nocturnal species that only appears with three Mexicans one of which must look like a female at times but they are all male. They can be captured using Star Wars related things or other turtles and on the occasion of someone piercing a veil. The bite is venomous and causes insomnia that can only be cured by the sound of sirens that come from the lowest point or the all time lowest point you can find in your area. For this reason they should be feared even though it can be extremely adorable at times but just ask Alexandria you will regret running in to this turtle because it is not very selfish but my case collisions with the sky and could be dramatic. This was a beloved pet of the captain Olive Skies later adopted by the three Mexicans.
Captain Olive Skies. In North America these turtles are commonly called Tony Turtles and are a rare nocturnal species that only appears with three Mexicans one of which must look like a female at times but they are all male. They can be captured using Star Wars related things or other turtles and on the occasion of someone piercing a veil. The bite is venomous and causes insomnia that can only be cured by the sound of sirens that come from the lowest point or the all time lowest point you can find in your area. For this reason they should be feared even though it can be extremely adorable at times but just ask Alexandria you will regret running in to this turtle because it is not very selfish but my case collisions with the sky and could be dramatic. This was a beloved pet of the captain Olive Skies later adopted by the three Mexicans.
by whysodayumhotbroski June 30, 2014
Get the sandpit turtlemug. by Jennifer Vonfingertrap July 14, 2015
Get the hot turtlemug. A turtle fence keeps turtles from getting hit by cars. It is exactly 3 feet high and most commonly located in Michigan.
by RyannnnCameron March 11, 2010
Get the Turtle Fencemug. by Walkerslaw September 3, 2012
Get the Urinal Turtlemug. Jeff is such a turtle jerker, he's been working at RealSavvy for 10 years and gets shit on all day, and nobody is jerking his turtle.
by L_Hol September 21, 2018
Get the Turtle Jerkermug.