Turkish Thunder Whip

When a gentlemenly fellow busts out his genitals and proceeds to slap his lady friend in the face with his musty balls.

I totally Turkish Thunder Whipped Mirski last night.

by The Mattadarg June 10, 2009

Turkey

A girl with a fatass butt

Girl right there gotta turkey.

by WavvyDom October 25, 2019

jive-turkey-sucka

This phrase, most commonly used as an insult to call out an oppositional party, was popular in the 70's for its dissuasive finesse.
NOTE: To amplify power, use in conjunction with snapping and elaborate gestures.

"Bring it you jive-turkey-sucka!"

"Oh no you di'int you jive-turkey-sucka! Don't even trip or I'll bust a cap on you and that ghetto-nappy hair! Fo' Shizzle!"

by Spencer the silly lemur October 24, 2006

Turkey Baster

When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.

Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.

After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.

by SouthwickCafe February 20, 2011

TurkeyRider

The act of using the Thanks-Giving turkey hand (the one you draw with your open hand on paper), sticking it into a womans vagina, completely.

Friend 1 : Dude, you see that girl? I heard she was a total TurkeyRider.

Friend 2 : Man her vagina must be huge!

by Jarke February 7, 2009

Turkish Cheetoh

A bloody tampon that is allowed to dry and then sucked on to remove all of the menstruation that remains.

Kadirr tries to create his own turkish cheetohs but finds he likes the used ones the most.

by Gandylips March 1, 2013

Turkey neck dinner

Turkey neck dinner is when someone give deep oral sloppy pleasure to the penis and tries to speak while gurgling the tip of the penis sounding like a choking turkey

Sasha gave Muzz a turkey neck dinner under the Thanksgiving dinner table

by Skepp Muzz April 12, 2020