turbo stds

The mega stds. Once infected a victim will cry sexual fluids out of their anus. There is no knoe cure and it mostly affects midgets.

"Oh shit, the midget gave me turbo stds!"

by butmincherherpes May 18, 2018

Turbo Hooned

Getting absolutely shit faced on Flugel Shots whilst Skiing in the Alps

Getting Turbo Hooned with the Lads!!

by TurboHoonedRiz April 4, 2023

Turbo Cider

Turbo Cider is a kind of budget-homebrew, often produced by students and those not old enough to buy their own booze. The main motive for producing such a beverage is usually just to get pissed on - and thus it is commonly frowned upon by 'proper' homebrewers and cider connoisseurs.

The process of brewing a Turbo Cider is to warm up some apple juice, and add some sugar and brewing yeast. A drinkable alcoholic beverage can be produced within two to three weeks, hence the name "Turbo Cider".

Julian: Man, this cider is proper skanky stuff. It tastes like absolute cack!!
Tarquin: I know, right! It's some turbo cider i did at home... it'll get us wrecked though!

by JizzJizz69 December 18, 2011

Turbo train

when big green soft wave turns into white wash and there is speed when surfing the wave, its a hoot.

(Fast rolling soft fat waves feel like you're on a turbo train)

by KyKatz August 25, 2013

turbo queef

An acoustic duo from Ontario, Canada.
Formerly known as '10 Second Turbo Queef'

Turbo Queef played an awesome show last night, I can't wait to see them again.

by Kays04 October 7, 2010

Turbo-Boosted

Something that invokes a feeling similar to what you experience after taking the first shower after a ten-day hiking trip

Wow, that movie was turbo-boosted!

by Eng Excellence April 21, 2022

Turbo Felch

(1) verb. The act of farting ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the anus in which they were deposited.

See Felch

Hey, Dave, I'm hungry. Fancy some turbo felching?

by Doccy December 9, 2008