Trumpet boy is like he worst boy you could ever meet. He breaks your heart, talks shit behind you back, and thinks he’s the shit but he isn’t. Try to stay away from a person like him.
by Taehyung is my bae June 06, 2019
Ell: Jeez whats that noise.....oh bloody hell someone open a door what IS that?
Livy: it's just Isa playing the bum trumpet - chill dad!
Livy: it's just Isa playing the bum trumpet - chill dad!
by Lazyfatbitch December 30, 2016
the low pitch echoing sound which is heard when one expels gas while sitting firmly on the toilet. Most commonly found when the air between blast of fecal matter is released while having diarrhea.
I walked into that bathroom and the dude in the last stall was playing the porcelain trumpet like a pro.
by 010101010101010101010101 April 27, 2011
by mama December 10, 2003
Republican butt Trumpets beat up protesters outside the White House saying it was ok to do so because the protesters were Mexican
by DragonsDream November 23, 2016
egotistical but no one cares
cant usually play but can bs it better than anyone in band
thinks they are a gift from god and usually are
constantley gets it for hacking
can do just about anything
cant usually play but can bs it better than anyone in band
thinks they are a gift from god and usually are
constantley gets it for hacking
can do just about anything
by band kids are cooler than you May 22, 2006
When one person validates another's virgin anus with some foreign object, such as a glass bottle, baseball bat or a set of num-chucks. Due to the fragility of the virgin ass, glass is used to repesent it's delicate nature.
by The Koala Catcher November 08, 2007