A Trump

(1) a worse than worthless object or person; an object or person that holds no value or redeeming qualities whatsoever

(2) low-life, self-righteous human being who makes life a living hell for others

(3) a small portion of human or animal fecal matter; waste excrement

"That car is a trump"
Dude, that guy is a total trump!

by CuervoLives! December 5, 2016

Trumping

The act of constructing a large wall for defensive purposes.

The army corpse of engineers is trumping a wall around New Orleans to prevent future flooding.

by DakotaSlim January 29, 2016

trump

Expletive used in place of "fuck" for all meanings except consensual sex.

We're really trumped now. That was trumping awful. Go trump yourself you mutha-trumper. You really trumped that up; now get the trump out of here.

by J Alston Kay December 17, 2017

trump

A small malformed penis, no longer than 1 1/2 inches that is unable to operate sexually.

When he pulled down his pants we had to do a double take, at first we were like where is his penis but then we saw the little trump.

by VerraX December 13, 2017

trump

An unremovable stain of excrement. trump

Can't seem to get that trump off that rug in the office, no matter how hard we try.

by PensiveMike June 6, 2018

trump

A polite way to suggest the passing of wind.

After a shit I sometimes trump!

by clicker head October 12, 2005

Trumping

To grab a woman by the vagina.

My husband has been trumping me all day.

by Nicket October 9, 2016