Toys r us

A great place to kidnap children.

"Let's go to Toys r us to kidnap kids!"
"Kidnap? Won't we get arrested?"
"No silly! I'm a cop myself"

by johnboy6837 May 18, 2017

toolshed

A sanctuary in which to play hogsoccer.

Before we whipped out the plunger and hamsandwich we locked the door to the toolshed.

by MBC March 31, 2003

babes in toyland

A metaphorical term used by older perverts to describe underage girls at public places like the mall or playgrounds.

Old man: Damn sonny women didn't have booties like that back in my day.
Kid: what do you mean where. (While munching out on his Cinnabon)
Old man- well young'n, you see that fine piece a ass with the pigtails walk in in to that build a bearworkshop? That's what we like to call babes in toyland!

Ahhh...hmmm.yea....hmmm. oh ahh.hmmmm...almost there...ughh oh yea.. oh yesssss . spluge-splat!
Kid- aww... hey! I didn't as for extra icing on my cinnabon!
Old man- ( gasping for air) well now ya got 27 years worth , young'n. Now... we otta'get going to the playground now.... ya hear?

by YO! it's...ja-half-0 =) June 22, 2016

Tennis Boys and Tennis Toys Party

Party at which all participants, both male and female, wear tennis attire. When ever two sets of eyes meet at such a party, each person then proceed in showing, or flashing the other their private parts.

I love a good Tennis Boys and Tennis Toys Party. Those parties are so awesome. I love seeing me some titties!

by Anonymous1232145 March 28, 2010

Toolshed

Its what you call the stupidest person you know. Same thing as douche, dumbass, idiot etc..etc..

Example A Bruce: I lowered my car yesterday.
Mitch: why would you do that you fuckin' toolshed?

Example B: Your a toolshed

by koruptone August 5, 2009

chew toys

Balls. Friends of the spaniel.

Do you like the play with my spaniel's chew toys?

by Kiki April 9, 2005

toolshed

someone possessing Jeff Sawa-like characteristics. i.e. driving around in an 1987 IROC sporting a mullet and a cut off flannel while jamming to "night ranger".

You're such a toolshed Herb.

by Sue Lutz February 24, 2003