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toot the turd

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.
Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.
by Smooax September 4, 2020
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Zoot toot

Blowing a line of cocaine up your butt, instead of snorting it.
Marc gave John a big, fat zoot toot for his birthday. John fucking loved it.
by LastUnicornSamurai September 9, 2020
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Moist toot

A moist toot is when you cum in someones ass and they fart, spraying the cum in your face.
Last night Ashley gave me a moist toot man it was quite an experience.
by Itsyourdudebexxx September 11, 2018
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cooter toot

The Disney way of describing a pussy fart.
During sex she let out a little cooter toot.
by Datam December 9, 2016
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toot the loot

1. To ingest psychoactive drugs via intranasal inhalation.

2. To snort drugs.
Beth - Bob just came home and he has some coke.
Mary - Hell ya! Let's toot the loot!
by Gladgal April 21, 2016
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Tit toot

A line of cocaine or other similar powder drug snorted off of a breast
Hey baby. Want a tit toot?
by satanburns August 29, 2018
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Toots magoots

I'm gonna go back to seattle tonight....see you next weekend?

Toots Magoots!
by mirathai February 12, 2012
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