toby tig is a game made popular by the blackwatch regiment of the UK army. The game has the same format as tig where whoever is 'it' has to tig someone else to become 'it'. To do this they must wait until someone is asleep or not paying attention and slap them in the face with their penis (LOL) known as a pecker or turkey slap. Games of toby tig have been known to go on for longer than a month....
Mikey: Guys i'm bored what we going to do
Spiden: Lets play Toby Tig
Nick: what the hell spiden i don't want to take a penis on the chops!
Pete: then you can go it
Spiden: Lets play Toby Tig
Nick: what the hell spiden i don't want to take a penis on the chops!
Pete: then you can go it
by toby tigger October 20, 2008

applying some sort of substance (peanut butter, lotion, etc.) to your vagina and then calling a dog over to lick it off.
Named after an Indiana women who was arrested after police found videos of her and her dog Toby on her laptop.
Named after an Indiana women who was arrested after police found videos of her and her dog Toby on her laptop.
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Hulking out but not with anger, usually from sexual frustration, withdrawals, or any number of irritations, and ends in sexual pleasures that does not end so well for the recipient.
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A person who has an old soul, does things such as order Tupperware online. A good example would be YouTuber Alfie Deyes!
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