Tinder ban

When tinder bans hot bitches because you're making all the uglies jealous. Usually following an occasion of hooking up with a married man.

Cindy:"I got a tinder ban!"
Elle:"Why?"
Cindy:"I probably hooked up with a dude that has a fat wife."
Elle:"He cheated on his slu with you!"
Cindy:"He said he'd never been married, these slu's can't keep their husband's happy!"

by Eve4 May 28, 2022

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Tinder Whale

Typical fat girl who is on tinder trying to slob on your knob.

Tom: Joey you need some pussy
Joey: Yeah I'll probably just hit up a tinder whale

by Wildcard_5_ March 06, 2019

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Tinder Rage

To constantly swipe right on every profile you see in hopes of getting a match to help ease your sad, pathetic, single life.

Guy#1: what the FUCK!

Guy#2: what's up man with him?

Guy#3: he swiped right so many times and can't get a single match.

Guy#2: sounds like he's on a tinder rage.

by JoJo Rabbit February 29, 2020

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Tinder Rule of Two

This term is a universal rule of probability. The rule states that whenever there is a picture on a dating app that contains two girls, with one of them being significantly more attractive than the other, the person whose profile you're swiping is the less attractive of the two.

When I saw Isabella pictures on Tinder I got excited when I thought she was the hot girl on the right....turns out I fell victim to the Tinder Rule of Two.

by Babiyodah September 18, 2023

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Tinder elder

Guy over 35 that's been on Tinder or other dating apps for 5 years straight. Mostly balding wannabe fboys looking for young girls to manipulate.

Girl 1: I keep seeing this same Tinder elder on all of the dating sites.

Girl 2: Oh yeah that Tinder elder keeps creeping out my 23 year old college roommate by sending her likes.

Girl 3: Bruh he's pervy & looks old enough to be her dad with that hairline.

by September 10, 2021

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